TOXIC BRITNEY BREAKING BAD!

AS struggling pop princess Britney Spears unleashes a continuous stream of crazy antics, sources tell GLOBE she's leaning heavily on young hubby Sam Asghari to keep her from winding up in a psych ward again!

BETWEEN A ROCK & A HARD PLACE!

Dwayne dumpster fire delights Diesel

SNOTTY MAXWELL CUT DOWN TO SIZE!

Guards making entitled inmate's nights pure hell

PAM STILL BEATING TOMMY'S DRUM!

PAMELA ANDERSON is still gaga over ex-hubby Tommy Lee despite their tempestuous history and the scandal over their stolen sex tape — and she’s been showering the Mötley Crüe drummer with flirty texts reminding him he has always been her “one true love!”

LOVESTRUCK CHER BURNING CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS!

SEXY septuagenarian Cher has plunged into a fast lifestyle with boy toy fiancé Alexander “AE” Edwards, leaving friends fearing she’ll party herself into a catastrophic collapse!

LOUSE LAUER WON'T PUT A RING ON IT!

Fears marriage after ex-wife cleaned him out

HOUSEWIVES ARE REAL-LIFE CRIME WAVE

IF THE past is the prologue of what’s to come, casting directors for The Real Housewives franchise will be bypassing tacky social climbers and picking new stars right out of police lineups. And, honestly, who could blame them?

YOUR TONGUE'S TELLING TALES!

Everything you need to know

RYAN O'NEAL'S DYING REGRET

Can’t keep promise to Farrah & save their psycho son

MOM SAVES BOY FROM LION'S JAWS!

Crazed cat ambushed California five-year-old

UFO MONITORS VICIOUS VLAD NUKE THREAT

JUST as murderous Vladimir Putin was threatening to unleash nuclear weapons in Ukraine, the rattled Russian leader was buzzed by a mysterious UFO, eyewitnesses say.

HOLY SHRINE CURED MY BRAIN CANCER!

Preacher details Lourdes miracle

JILL ORDERS JOE TO LET 2024 GO!

Threatening to walk if Biden, 80, chases new Oval Office term

MACHETE DEATH SCENCE DOESN’T CUT IT!

Killer accused of planting blade to fake self-defense

CHEATING ARNIE DROVE MARIA INTO A CONVENT!

Heartsick Shriver wanted to hide from the world

STEM CELL THERAPY EASING OZZY'S PARKINSON'S!

Hope ravaged rocker will return to stage

HARRY & MEGHAN SCARE KATE'S KIDS

Wonder why aunt & uncle got so mean

ANGELINA STOMPS ON BRAD'S SOUR GRAPES

TRIUMPHANT Angelina Jolie won the latest round in her legal battle with bitter ex Brad Pitt over the $164 million French winery they purchased during their doomed marriage!

TERRIFYING JOY RIDES ON HIGHWAY TO HELL!

Behar, 80, driving worried pals nuts

ACIDIC LEMON LOSING APPEAL WITH CNN GALS!

Clashing with Poppy & had Kaitlan in tears

DEMI OUT TO LAND TOP GUN TOM!

Leads her list of a few good men

THE HEARTBREAK CINDY WILLIAMS TOOK TO GRAVE

Never mended fences with TV pal Laverne

RAGING ROOSTER MEETS FOWL END!

MIFFED Mississippi mom Magan Schmidt cried fowl when a rooster injured her young daughter — and crowed her family served up revenge by killing the cocky pet and turning him into dinner!

JANE'S NOT FONDA BARBARELLA!

HOLLYWOOD FLASHBACK

KELLY TELLS KID TO KEEP OUT!

Ripa and ripped Mark share Joaquin, Lola and Michael

TERRIFIED KELLY FLEEING H'WOOD!

Psycho stalkers force 2,500-mile escape to New York

MAXWELL TELL-ALL COMES IN HANDY FOR SEX CREEP ANDY

HIGH society’s dirty duo — disgraced Prince Andrew and convicted sex-trafficking socialite Ghislaine Maxwell — appear to be joining forces publicly to try and scrub the shame and guilt off their sleazy reputations.

TAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR!

Savannah & Drew bond over ink

PINT-SIZED PUTIN WEARS HIGH HEELS!

Dictator's ego is bigger than body

KIN PULLED PLUG ON ADDAMS FAMILY KID

Lisa Loring, who played the original pigtail-wearing Wednesday, has died at 64