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VICTORIA'S CANCER TIME BOMB!

JOKESTER Victoria Jackson reveals she was handed a death sentence by doctors who say her latest cancer tumor is inoperable, leaving the Saturday Night Live alum with less than three years to live!

BAD BOY WILL GETS BIG HEAD!

Slapgate behind him, Smith struts his stuff

PANIC IN HOLLYWOOD!

Matthew Perry drug death busts threaten to bare showbiz's slimy underbelly

NEW TESTS PROVE SHROUD OF TURIN IS AUTHENTIC

Burial cloth dates back to Jesus' time

GHOST ACCUSED OF KILLING EXORCIST!

JUST moments after this spine-chilling photo was snapped of exorcist Colin Grant being watched from a church window by a dark, ghoulish figure, the demon fighter collapsed and died!

CHARLES THROWS ANDY TO THE WOLVES!

Cancels brother's $1M security team after duke refuses to leave Royal Lodge

THE TRUTH ABOUT PHIL & MARLO

Donahue died deep in debt to his wife

TANYA'S DIET DEMANDS TUCKER OUT HER BEAU

COUNTRY wildcat Tanya Tucker has lived up to her Texas Tornado rep when it comes to working out and dieting, but sources say her lover Craig Dillingham is getting fed up with her low-cal lifestyle.

LONELY HODA HIRING TOP MATCHMAKER

LONELY HEART Hoda Kotb split from former fiancé Joel Schiffman more than two and a half years ago, but the Today show star is STILL single, despite all her efforts to find love again. Now the eternal optimist, 60, is making a last-ditch effort to rope Mr. Right — by hiring a professional matchmaker, sources tell GLOBE!

PALS PUSHING TO SET UP KEVIN & SANDRA

DIVORCED and frazzled over his bombing flick Horizon, Kevin Costner needs to nab an A-list girlfriend as he tries to salvage his battered pride, according to sources who say his pals are pointing to Sandra Bullock as the perfect fit.

STRANDED ASTRONAUTS FACING GRIM FUTURE

Slim chances for a safe landing

CLOONEY FIGHTING TO SAVE MARRIAGE

Realizes he & Amal are drifting apart

TITANIC MINI-SUB CREW KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO DIE

Explosive charge in new lawsuit

JUSTIN ON WAGON AFTER DUI BUST

But singer's hating his new health kick

FOOTLOOSE KIM ROCKS KARDASHIAN EMPIRE!

Momager Kris worried sick

BIRD'S THE WORD!

Chatty parrot sets new world record

TEEN LOSES LEG IN SHARK AMBUSH

Tourist bloodbath in exotic Belize

KATE'S HOPING TO HEAL BROKEN HARRY

Pushing plan for family peace over William's protests

BUSTED FOR BEANING HUBBY WITH BURRITO

FLORIDA dentist Dr. Esha Persad is charged with battery by burrito after cops say she blasted her husband with some Taco Bell!

ACTOR ARRESTED AS SERIAL RAPIST

Brute lured gals with showbiz fairy dust & Ivy League degree

TAYLOR CONCERT TERROR BOMB PLOT

What REALLY happened

TOM CRUISE'S HUMILIATING BODY ODOR

Sweaty superstar is downright stinky

BEANIE BABIES FINALLY WORTH A FORTUNE!

Check out these top-dollar toys

MARIAH SAVORING J.LO'S TROUBLES!

Reignites old feud with biggest rival

SNOOP PLAY CUPID FOR MARTHA, 83

A GING domestic diva Martha Stewart leans on her pal Snoop Dogg for advice and now sources say the rapping icon has decided to play Cupid and fix her limping love life.

HALLE LOVER'S FIGHTING MAD OVER BEAUTY'S CUSTODY BRAWL

CATWOMAN Halle Berry is hissing mad over her contentious custody war with ex-husband Olivier Martinez — and the Oscar winner’s protective beau, Van Hunt, is itching to come out swinging in her defense, sources dish.

LIONEL HAS NEW IDOL JUDGE CARRIE'S BACK!

GOLDEN-VOICED Carrie Underwood — who sang her way to stardom on American Idol — is returning as a judge and fellow mentor Lionel Richie is cheering her new gig, saying, “It makes a lot of sense.”

FEMALE MAYOR RAPE CHARGES!

Logging town boss busted for hanky-panky with juveniles

TOM CRUISE'S WILD HAIR OBSESSION!

Has a special crew just to manage mane

J.LO FEELS BAD FOR SAD SACK BEN!

Pathetic midlife crisis makes her pity the fool