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AREA 51 EXPERIMENTS BUZZ SIN CITY!

Military is testing captured UFO tech

ELLEN GOES BANANAS OVER AFRICA MOVE!

FALLEN daytime TV queen Ellen DeGeneres has gone so ape over gorillas, sources say she’s moving to Africa and dragging her wife, Portia de Rossi, along — whether she likes it or not!

A SHOT AT SUCCESS!

NextGen vaccines tackle laundry list of ailments

PUTIN PLAYS ASSASSINATION BLAME GAME!

Accuses Ukraine of Kremlin attack but Russian rebels did the dirty deed

UNHAPPY MEAL!

McDonald’s fined $212,000 over child labor horror

COSTNER IMPLODES!

Cowboy king in crisis as marriage and Yellowstone go down the drain

JERRY USED TV AS SPRINGBOARD TO SEXCAPADES!

JADED Jerry Springer played ringmaster in a sleazy circus of sex, lies and insanity, but sources say his personal life was just as seamy as his bizarre TV show!

LATE-NIGHT LOSERS!

Talkfest hosts gag as writers’ strike shuts down shows

CROSS CHRISI PUTS SQUEEZE ON LEMON!

BITTER Chris Cuomo thinks Don Lemon is the pits — and the News Nation hotshot wants to block his former CNN colleague from joining  his latest TV home, sources squeal.

SUSSEXES ARE KING'S PAWNS!

Newsgal Gayle grooms pals to help launch her new show

CHARLES & CAMILLA FIGHT OVER HARRY!

Brands monarch a wimp for allowing son at coronation

SHERRI READIES FIRING SQUAD!

Wendy Williams\" TV gang is toast

FOR SEACREST, CRAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN! Rya brui faile offers Live,

SURLY Ryan Seacrest is lobbing mean comments at contestants on American Idol and alienating colleagues on the ABC singing contest with his snarky attitude and behavior, insiders blab.

KENNEDY ASSASSINATION SOLVED!

JFK's White House bodyguard fingers LBJ in Deep State murder conspiracy

BEASTLY LISA RINNA FIRES BEAUTY STAFF

EX-HOUSEWIFE Lisa Rinna is trying to sweep her business problems under the rug by FIRING the entire team at her cosmetics company, Rinna Beauty!

BRADY'S PITY PARTY!

Ex Gisele has a ball but tormented Tom is way off his game

HURTS SO GOOD!

Merry Meg over the moon for ditching Mellencamp

JAMIE FOXX IS ON THE ROPES!

Fears he'll never beat medical Woes

MOB MOLL AIDA'S KILLER WEIGHT LOSS!

\"I found out I had diabetes, and I got really upset,\" says Turturro, 60, who played the sister of mob boss Tony Soprano on the mobbed-up HBO series.

Miranda & Brendan CHEWING THE FAT!

Wants to turn him into a chubby hubby

CRUISE'S MANIC MISSION CONTROL!

Tom pulls out all the stops to top himself

TROUBLED DRAKE'S BALLOONING JAM!

FEARS for former child actor Drake Bell have gone through the roof after he was caught on camera sucking on a full balloon inside his car!

CYRUS SPLIT TAKES WRECKING BALL TO MILEY & SIBS

ACHY Breaky exes Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish are both now engaged to other people, but sources say their relentless backbiting and new romances have ignited a bitter family feud!

CHER'S HEARTBREAK!

Last-chance romance ends On nasty note

MARIAH'S SAGGY BOOBS BRINGING HER DOWN!

MANIC Mariah Carey was sent into a tailspin by recent photos that M captured her off-balanced bust and now the lopsided singer wants to right her rack, sources spill.

KIM'S CAT TRICK IS PAW-THETIC!

CALCULATING Kim Kardashian averted catastrophe by a whisker sources say she pounced back onto the ultra-exclusive Met Gala guest list by kissing up to the kitty of late designer Karl Lagerfeld, who was the official inspiration for this year's bash!

TYRANT TYRA'S MODEL REBOOT CRASHES & BURNS!

AFTER an unceremonious exit at Dancing with the Stars, toxic Tyra Banks hopes to reboot America’s Next Top Model, but sources say her Queen of Mean reputation is dashing the dream!

BOY BANDER COULD SPRING LYLE & ERIK!

Claims Menendez dad molested him at 14!

IT'S HUNG JURY OVER JUDGE JUDY JACKPOT

SHREWD Judge Judy Sheindlin is angling to regain her status as TV’s highest-paid woman by renewing her Judy Justice contract for a third season — but network bosses are pushing back hard, sources tell The National ENQUIRER.

AUSTIN AIN'T STUCK ON MARRIAGE

CUTIE Kaia Gerber is itching to get hitched — but the 21-year-old model is all shook up because busy beau Austin Butler has no interest in rushing down the aisle, sources dish.