POOPED PAMELA BEACHES BOYS!

SCORNED Pamela Anderson has had it with losers and love rats and has sworn off dating men at the age of 55!

STRAHAN WEDDING BELLS AFTER QUICK ROMANCE!

TV HUNK Michael Strahan and girlfriend Kayla Quick made their long love affair red-carpet official with a showy smooch at the Good Morning America host’s Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony!

PETE PANS KIMS SEX SKILLS!

LOOSE-LIPPED Pete Davidson has finally got his mojo back as he cavorts with 26-year-old actress Chase Sui Wonders — while trashing ex Kim Kardashian as a lousy lover and uptight control freak!

MAXWELL FLUNKS PRISON LIE TEST!

SEX sleaze Jeffrey Epstein’s convicted madam Ghislaine Maxwell is lying through her teeth to protect the dead pedophile’s perverted pals, according to a lie detector test administered on behalf of The National ENQUIRER!

CROSBY'S LONELY TRIP TO THE GRAVE

MUSIC great David Crosby went to his grave an outcast among his legendary bandmates as any warm feelings toward the troubled troubadour were a Long Time Gone!

UFO TRACKS U.S. SPY PLANE OVER WAR ZONE!

SHOCKING images of mysterious UFOs brazenly shadowing U.S. aircraft have been leaked by military insiders as the Pentagon secretly braces for assaults on pilots, ground troops — and ultimately all of humanity!

FAST TRACK FOR DRUG SLOWING ALZHEIMER'S!

A NEW drug to treat Alzheimer's disease was fast-tracked for approval by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA), arming physicians with another weapon in their fight against the memory robbing condition! Lecanemab, which is being marketed as Leqsebi, is not a cure.

GEORGE SANTOS IS A SOCIOPATH!

Top shrinks diagnose Ming congressman's Poubling disorder

MRS. C HOPES HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!

FAST-AGING Happy Days mom Marion Ross is reaching out to her former castmates to pull together a TV reunion of the classic show — before it’s too late, insiders dish.

BIG BAD WOLFE WHACKS KILLER CAT!

Is former pigskin pro a hero or a beast?

CHINA RELEASES KRAKEN!

New COVID biohomb attacking America!

CAPTAIN AMERICA GETTING HITCHED!

Chris Evans bored with bachelorhood

THUGS RAIN HAIL OF BLOWS ON I WEATHERMAN!

BRAVE FOX News weatherman Adam Klotz selflessly rushed to the aid of an older man being terrorized by teens on an NYC subway train — only for the bullies to turn on him and deliver a brutal beatdown!

CATE HATES H'WOOD!

Weary of wokeness, She wants to flee Down Under

TIM TAKEN BEHIND THE TOOL SHED!

Canceled conservative in flashing scandal

KYLIE BOTTOMS OUT!

Rump roasted as she tightens tush

BIGMOUTH CARDI BARES KIM'S SURGERY SECRETS!

HUMILIATED Kim Kardashian is feeling the burn after being outed as a cosmetic surgery guru by catty rap queen pal Cardi B, insiders tell The National ENQUIRER.

REBA'S $100K BEAUTY BILL!

INSECURE Reba McEntire is one of the most beloved country stars in the biz — but sources say it takes a small army and a vast fortune to make her believe it!

FBI TRAITOR'S TWISTED SECRET LIFE REVEALED!

Greedy monster charged with selling America’s secrets to our enemies

LUCCI LOOKING |TO GET LUCKY!

LONG-LASTING soap queen Susan Lucci has stayed away from the dating scene since her beloved hubby Helmut Huber’s March 2022 death — but now spies snitch the 76-year-old daytime diva is finally ready to say yes to love again as the one-year anniversary of flying solo nears.

NO STRETCH MARKS FOR MAMA PARIS!

PETITE Paris Hilton is the latest in a line of silhouette-sparing celebs who have given birth” to a baby

DAKOTA'S BIO CLOCK READY TO EXPLODE!

RESTLESS Dakota Johnson believes her Yellow singer beau, Chris Martin, is gun-shy over starting another family — and sources say she’s ready to cut and run!

BENNIFER'S BABY BOOM

On track to add new bundle of jo to shared bron

REBEL REESE OUT TO MUZZLE THE VOICE!

HOLLYWOOD royalty Reese Witherspoon is hankering to be crowned queen of the country music biz, so she's producing a TV singing competition to rival The Voice, insiders dish.

MEGHAN & HARRY'S TACKY TV GRAB!

BIGMOUTH Prince Harry and wife Meghan are being courted by Netflix for a Keeping Up B with the Sussexs reality series, which is causing a fresh wave of disgust from Britain's royals - including future king Prince William, who's already plotting revenge against his loose lipped younger brother, sources spill.

AY CARAMBA! HILARIA BALDWIN AT IT AGAIN!

ALEC BALDWIN’s loco wife, Hilaria, is back to her old tricks of — how you say? — using a fake Spanish accent!

BOOTED BACHELOR HOST SAVORING SWEET REVENGE

FIRED Bachelor host Chris Harrison is having the last laugh as the once blockbuster reality show tumbles in the ratings!

HELPLESS HARRY & LISA FEAR FOR DAUGHTER!

HARRIED Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna are desperate to use their high-end celeb contacts to find the best medical help for their troubled daughter Delilah, The National ENQUIRER has learned — but they’re running low on friends!

CRIPPLED CYBILL BEING SHEPHERDED AROUND!

FORMER Hollywood glamour puss and supermodel Cybill Shepherd is now a virtual cripple who cannot walk without a cane or leaning on a companion's arm, according to sources who squeal the once svelte star has put on a remarkably hefty 55 pounds!

AN OFFER SHE CAN'T REFUSE!

De Niro, 79, orimed lo Ht Hues to galpal Tiffany