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Brush up on first aid to save pet

NINE in 10 pet owners say they would not know what to do if their animal suffered a seizure, heatstroke or was hit by a car.

Jez's back in limelight after crush

JEREMY Renner is returning to Hollywood - three months after almost being crushed to death by a snow plough.

POT CHOCOLATE

Corden: I got stoned on Reg treats in hotel

VACCINES TO BEAT CANCER

Single jab will blitz tumours

Sisters in shootings named

TWO British sisters killed in a terror attack on the Israel border have been named.

Red mist

BREN STARS IN FEISTY BRAWL

Win Sola powered

DOM A RAY OF SUNSHINE IN CHERRIES’ SURVIVAL FIGHT

DAD: I CAN ONLY EAT EASTER EGGS with mashed spuds and Yorkshire pudding

A DAD says he lives on a diet of Easter eggs and has already eaten more than 200 this year.

BIGGEST CELEB SEX VID CYBER ATTACK EVER

Stars 'are quaking'

On-mend Pope: I'm still alive

POPE Francis joked, \"I'm still alive\" after being discharged from hospital.

LOVE RATS HAVE BOZO NOSE

'Big conks so sexy'

JAIL MOVE BRONSON: I AM COOL

'He's still singing'

Beat a car park fine? AI sure will

A UNIVERSITY student used an AI chatbot to wriggle out of paying a £60 parking fine.

Easter sun days are on the way

A SPRING SIZZLE TO SWEEP IN

Gord's bangers!

CHEF’S HOLIDAY HOME IS A HOT DOGGING SPOT

COMB WITH US, TRUMP..

Don a bald mug in mugshot

Finnish it

FIRE UP FANS URGES O’NEILL

Gypsy swinger

AJ SET FOR FURY-OUS TALKS

Wick-ed talent

JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4 | Cert 15 | In cinemas now

I'll still want a piece of the action at 70'

KEANU REEVES ON GETTING PHYSICAL

BUNGLING BRITS NEED A DIY SOS

We’re dire at wiring

WOMEN URGED TO JOIN JOB Q AT MI6

Hunt is on for a ‘Jane Bond’ gadgets guru

Choc 'n' orgy for swinger evening

RANDY WILLY CREW GO WONKA BONKAS

Yes, Bozo really would lie to you

IS HE finally clown and out? Johnson’s travelling circus looks like it’s collapsed in spectacular fashion.

BALLS-UP PAYOUTS A RECORD

NHS bill for care gaffs

THE EGGSTRA TERRESTRIALS

Aliens nick from fertile humans to live with us

Yes, yes, yes! Size really does matter

BEST LOVERS HAVE LITTLE FEET

FILTHY WEATHER

We’re urged to dodge baths in dry summer

Lineker.. you're a very naughty boy

HE SNEAKS PYTHON INTO MOTD SCRIPTS

GPs ARE TOLD: END BIG WAIT

Easier appointments demand