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Lags fight for prison penthouse

DRONE DROP SPOTS

DELIVERUDE

Burger & whips on the menu

Oasis all set for a Xmas hit

WARBLERS BAUBLES

Canoe believe it

LAD FINDS MESSAGE IN BOTTLE 22YRS AFTER FRAUDSTER VANISHED

BAD SANTAS GET FUR COLLARS FELT

100s of 'em are dobbed in to police

Rats love a goatee

NEAT CHEATS AND STUBBLE TROUBLE

GET OFF PRUE CHEW TRAIN!

Eating close-ups bug Leith

All spook up

LISA MARIE: DAD ELVIS VISITED ME IN DREAMS

WE'RE GONNA GET TROPICAL*

(*But it's only Storm Leslie brewing)

Garage is stout of order

BEER CAMPAIGNERS' QUIT THREAT OVER MP

ONLY FALLS

Del: My hip replacement after Trigger stunt at bar

STARMER: I WILL BUILD BRITAIN UP

Reeves Budget boost aims

Dok's on a trot while Jack's in a box...

GRIND FOR GREALISH AS JEREMY STEALS SHOW

MAD LUCK

Daz: 3 Lions need James

Baz'll dazzle

BREN & CO GIVEN BROAD'S BACKING

TOUR DE FOURCE

Peet's aces on course for clean sweep

END OF SILLY P@S5wORDS!

Simple words harder to crack

Me, swim? Definitely Maybe not

LANDLUBBER LIAM WANTS POSH POOL

WRINKLIES GET THEIR IRON OUT

Oldies rip it up in the gym

DROIDS ON THE MARCH

Soldiers face AI robots

BONKERS CONKERS CRUSHED NUTS BAN

'Stamps' is outlawed

One likes to Goggle at the Box

GYLES: LIZ LOVED SHOW

CHUBBY OFFERS KEIR 'FREEBIES'

Comic banned by Labour councils

I put fart and soul into role

STAR'S PERFECT PARP

Nancy: I'm addicted to Cha Cha chips

FAN OF BRIT GRUB

HAUNTED BUT DOLLIGHTFUL

Psychic pals with spooky mannequins

HORROR SHOW 'TIL HALLOWEEN

Brits face a month of soakings

Jase in Butlin's pick & mix up

STAR'S HOL GRAB

WORKERS IN REVAMP OF RIGHTS

New protection from Day 1

Golden George

WILLIAMS HAS DROP OF MAGIC