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So, thank you for the make-up..

FANS ONLY RECOGNISE ABBA STAR WITH SLAP ON

THA'S A REET CURRY SOFTIE

Yorks folk bottom in fiery food fans table

BATTLING BRUCE HAS LOST VOICE

'Extraordinary' movie legend's dementia fight

COW HORROR

Dog-walker pounded with headbutts by 70st beast

KSI CHASES TOMMY FUN

Fury shock on the cards

1.1 MILLION TOLD: FLEE BEFORE WE BLITZ GAZA

24 hours to escape attack 'battlefield'

PLEASE! NOT FLEAS NOW

Pest army teams up in a bitey nightmare

TERROR CLOWN LAUGHS AT COPS he just wants to play

Weirdo's 'catch me if you can' taunt

Real hardchip

SPUD COSTS UP PRICE OF FRIES

Ben: My love for Blackadder 'Bob'

CRUSH ON SCHOOL PAL

ROCKY RISHI AS RATINGS TAKE A DIVE

Only 1 in 5 want him PM

SEAMS TOUGH

Woakes faces pitch battle as Atkinson waits in wings

GRAND DUPREE

Tyler ready for big role on the small screen

CALIFORNIA BEAMING

Dettori off to Los Angeles after his shock retirement U-turn

'MUCH WORSE THAN USUAL ALIENS'

Mummy mystery

Death of the phone

SHY GEN Z FREAK OUT OVER CALLS

Mallett's Scot a mission

CHILDREN’S TV star Timmy Mallett has taken what he called “one of the longest journeys by public transport in the UK”.

COUPLES ARE LIKE ZOMBIES

Partners prefer to kip alone

Chow-cha-cha

DAD PACKED LUNCH FOR STRICTLY LAD

Holly's on our menu

HOLLY Willoughby has been offered a job on Channel 4 show Steph’s Packed Lunch.

BERNIE'S £652M TAX TO DODGE PRISON

Ex-F1 boss Ecclestone admits £400m fraud

And he's not off..

FRANKIE QUIT U-TURN

'Rituals' help Ry battles

RYAN Reynolds is “not always great” at managing his mental health.

TARTAR TO SCAMPI

Charity urges boycott of pub-grub classic over environmental concerns

SPOOKY! CURSED PICTURE STRIKES AGAIN

Death tour latest victim

You sneaky creepy psycho bedbugs!

THEY HIDE FROM MATTRESSES.. & COME OUT WHEN COAST IS CLEAR

IN WE GO

RAF and Navy sent to support Israel forces

LET IT BLEAT

Macca reveals a secret talent: Sheep shearing

BIGGER BILLS TO RESCUE ENERGY FIRMS

£17 household hike

Pyramids Were Built By Aliens!

If you don't believe that, ask a youngster