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Golden George

WILLIAMS HAS DROP OF MAGIC

CHALLY HO

Chute worth a punt in Irish Cesarewitch

REMAKE'S ONE ELLE OF A FLOP

70s sex flick's 'woke' reboot

HAM KEBABS

Club skewers rivals in snack scoffing league

'GEDDON AN IDEA

Film inspires nukes plan

Form a Q for MI6's Bond role

SPIES NEED BOFFIN

MEND YER LANGUAGE

Buyers not lovin' gaffe

Bus advice boardering on absurd

NUTS SAFETY TIPS

Fish and chips..and pineapple

GEORDIES GET FRUITY

Strictly is chest not fair

BOOB SHRINK FURY

SYD'S GOT NEW PLAN

BGT winner career focus

There's critters in the knickers

BEWARE OF BUM-BITING SPIDERS

I SAW A GHOST JUST LIKE THAT

Tommy spirit visits me, says impersonator

GET SET FOR A RIGHT FLOODY NIGHTMARE!

Sodden Britain faces drenching from Atlantic storm

Demi: I want a tiny bit Moore

STAR'S BIG FUN

'GATES OF HELL ARE OPENING'

Alert as terror boss killed

TONY DOING A BLOOM-ING BRILLIANT JOB

GUS POYET has hailed Brighton's scouting network as the best in the business - and the reason why they are genuine top-six contenders in the Premier League.

RORY'S IN WITH FIGHTING CHANCE

RORY MCILROY went to Wembley to watch Anthony Joshua last night before bidding to stop an emotional comeback win for Italian Matteo Manassero today.

Lethal Karl

LEVI LEADS A 1-2-3 FOR BURKE

LIGHTMARE

Half of Gen Z 'scared of dark'

BE HERE BROW!

Fashionistas say Oasis mono look is in vogue'

The Blair stitch-up project..

NUTS ACCUSED PM OF PLOT TO KILL DI

BAMBIDIOTS

Parents put kids on back of wild deer

Scent off..footie rats

CHEATS TRAPPED BY SNIFFER DOGS

LOVIN' FEEDING

Foods that get Brits hungry for bedroom

LEBANON STRIKE DEATHS UP TO 37

THE death toll from an Israeli air strike on a Beirut suburb has risen to 37, including seven women and three children, Lebanon's health minister said.

tar BEAM HER UP

Soz mum in law.. aliens can take you not the dog

MEGASTORM

bwks' rain in 12 hours

Labour's help for renters

SAFETY FIRST

The one where Klopp learns English

STARS USE FRIENDS TO PICK UP LINGO