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SO SORRY FOR JAWS

Film 'caused shark deaths'

SPACE INVADER GETS UFO FANS BUZZING

AN astonishing photo of a Hercules cargo plane being “buzzed” by a mystery object has UFO hunters in a flap.

Less Vegas: Stags are off to Torquay

DEVON A BETTER BET FOR CHEAP & BEERFUL

White Xmas

COCAINE DEALERS BOOMING AFTER COPS BUST GANG

NOW SWEEP THE STREETS, GLITTER

Perv must work after jail release

Wide blue yonder

AVATAR: THE WAY OF THE WATER Cert 12A In cinemas now

So difficult to replace Jesus!

ARSENAL O JUVENTUS 2

City slicker HAALAND BACK ON BALL

ERLING continued HAALAND where he left off before the World Cup with yet another goal.

MESSI TO MAKE THE LAST STEP IN HUGE FINAL

I'D always predicted Argentina to win it - and this is now Lionel Messi's moment.

GIANNOTHER PLANET

Messi and Mbappe have saved smug Infantino from World Cup disaster

ROCK 'N' STROLL FOR QUO ROSSI

Treat is cheese butty

Appal Hollywood

HE DUNKS HIS CROISSANTS & UPSETS MARY

Modric and Co taking inspiration from war heroes

LUKA MODRIC believes the Croatian fight for independence is driving them to take on the world.

Genius is willing to risk it all

ANGRY MESSI MISSION

TRAITORS AT THE 'GATE' OF RETURN

Claudia’s new hit mega-hit here to stay

RENTA XMAS

Frugal families hire all things festive

Where is Hancock's humility? – ALASTAIR CAMPBELL ON ‘RIDICULOUS’ COCO

ALASTAIR Campbell has blasted Matt Hancock’s “ridiculous” stint on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!

Police play ball with footie ace

HERE’S a tip for you next time your house is burgled – tell them you’re a super-rich footballer.

SMART, FUNNY & A UNIQUE TALENT

RUTH MADOC 1943-2022 | Hi-de-Hi! legend dies at 79 after fall and surgery

Del Bah humbug to Xmas JASON'S A GRINCH

DEL Boy star Sir David Jason is a Grinch.

'100 STREP A DEATHS RISK'

Doctor: Throw out toothbrush

PENALTIES! YET AGAIN!

3 Lions out as Kane unable from spot

Pivac pain

BUT WELSH BOSS WANTS TO STAY FOR WORLD CUP

ED'S BOK TO SQUARE ONE

Twickers hits boos for Jones flops

WORLD BEATERS

Tyson's out to show he and the 3 Lions are

NEO-NAZI SCUMBAGS TARGET CHILD GAMERS

Holocaust tasks and recruit bids

EARTH MOVED ON MY PLANET SEX..

Cara has orgasm while making sex doc

HARRICANE

Dumbledore hellraiser's ghost came pack as a raging storm storm

Hugh hates dad dance ...Actually HUGH Grant loathed film-

HUGH Grant loathed filming his iconic dad dance scene from Love Actually even though it's become his most famous comedy film moment.

ELTON: MY VOICE IS GOOD AS EVER

SIR Elton John says his voice is as good as ever – thanks to his writing partner.