PETER Crouch has promised to dress up like Rodney Trotter as a gladiator to spice up his sex life with Abbey Clancy.
The ex-England footballer made the pledge after his wife revealed she has a thing for Vikings – which had made him “jealous”.
Crouchy, 41, said if he tried to look like one, he would resemble Only Fools and Horses character Rodney, played by Nicholas Lyndhurst.
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