MY wife was watching the news so I asked her: “Has the interest rate gone up?”
She replied: “No, I still don’t want to sleep with you.”
She told me she wants me to move out and get a divorce because of my obsession with Only Fools And Horses. I said I’ll fetch the suitcase from the van.
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