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Bot could go wrong

CREEPY HUMANOID: 'TRUST US'

WHITE ALERT

Fears of icy Arctic -7C temperatures

Luke's double scoff

DARTS ACE'S CURRY AND CHOCS GRAND SLAM MEAL

BRIT SMASHERS CAN DO NO WRONG

EMMA RADUCANU and Katie Boulter blew away defending champions Canada to help Great Britain reach the Billie Jean King Cup semi-finals.

Hit for six

Matching Seve's total leaves Rory emotional

ALL CUT UP

Billam-Smith is bloody marvellous in defeat

MARO NO!

Itoje says boss does not deserve Borth barrels

Francais festive woe

FLOP'S KING GEORGE DOUBT

Soaps a lifetime of Riley

DALE TO LAST INTO THE '40s

Rocks race row

'GEOLOGY LINKED TO WHITE SUPREMACY'

MO-MENTUM

Olympic hero chases down van pair who nicked phone

Car boot murder: Cops hunt hubby

POLICE suspect a woman found dead in a car boot was killed by her husband who has since fled the UK.

Even Fido thinks you're a wazzock

DOGS TAKE SIDES IN FAMILY BUST-UPS

BITTER PILL

'Beer fans have worse diet than plonk drinkers'

Robbie: I Take responsibility

ROBBIE Williams hit back at his old group's ex-manager over his past drug taking.

Smart phones are boring OFFICIAL

SCROLL LOAD OF TEDIUM

BURGER OFF

Meat swapped for sea lettuce

ROCKETMAN TO STOP BLAST OFF

Bezos forks out £7m to save us from farting cows

SUMMIT DOESN'T ADD UP!

PM sends 470 to COP29

'LOADED' DON PALS

DONALD Trump cosied up to the world's richest men in the \"most loaded moment\" in sports history.

It's Vladi freezing!

UK COLDER THAN MOSCOW

COLEEN: IT WASN'T LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

COLEEN Rooney says it wasn't love at first sight with hubby Wayne.

Celebs: Yeti out of here!

Big beast is on rampage by Oz camp

Veggie Jez creeping around in his pants

HEALTHIER LIFESTYLE IS KILLING CLARKSON

TAKE A HIKE

Bills set to rise £300 next year

RUBEN'S SO REVVED UP

United triumphs and tragedy inspire Amorim

RED ROSES CAN FINALLY BLOOM

JAMIE GEORGE has told his England side to get ready for sporting war in today's grudge clash with South Africa.

ROZNER'S ROARING

FRANCE'S Antoine Rozner claimed the halfway lead in the DP World Tour Championship after Rory Mcllroy failed to build on a flying start in Dubai.

LAND A HAYE MAKER

Billam-Smith's out to unify division just like David did

DOOM MONGERS TO DIE YOUNGER

Cynical approach unhealthy