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GAZ TUBEWAY ARMY CHILLER

Popstar Numan spots wartime ghost

I'm Bin with a shout

SKY'S LIMIT FOR COUNT AFTER FAR-RIGHT ROUT

Paul Wellerfield

MOD LEGEND OUTED AS BIG CORRIE LOVER

ANTI-THIEF TAGS FOR £2 HARIBO

Sweets shoplifting scourge

Root-ing for Harry to show his class

JOE ROOT has backed Harry Brook to be a World Cup superstar in the Caribbean this summer.

Harry & Jude to light up semis

HARRY KANE and Jude Bellingham are the star attractions of Tuesday’s Champions League semi-final firecracker between Bayern Munich and Real Madrid.

Heart Velt plea

JOEL KNOWS BOSS MAY HAVE HEAD TURNED BY OFFERS

SCHLUPP FOR IT

All eyes on Jeff not ref as Attwell calls it right

Hopeless

ROB'S DOWN AND NEARLY OUT

Van Dijk must fill top Slot for Arne

VIRGIL VAN DIJK’S future is a top priority for incoming Liverpool boss Arne Slot with Borussia Dortmund leading several European clubs set to snare the Dutch defender.

Rowley reward

COACH'S LOYALTY REPAID BY WIN

IT'S BEAR THRILLS!

Teen Brit Ol in line for seat

Mullins seals historic title

WILLIE MULLINS was hailed a “genius” as he emulated his all-time hero by winning the British trainers’ championship.

I fought off cheese-mad psycho qull

FRANK, 71, TELLS THIEF 'NO WHEY..'

Brit mauled by shark on Tobago beach fights for life

HE WAS ONLY YARDS FROM SHORE

Cushty to copy Del Boy

WE'RE ALL 'FOOLS'

BACON SARNIES 'BROWN BREAD'

Say no to 'pomegranate on butties'

Getaway drivers

370 CARS STOLEN EVERY DAY BUT COPS CATCH JUST 1 IN 30 THIEVES

SMELLS FISHY!

£250k dolphin poo study*

Incredible to see dad walking & drug free

MY JOY, BY CHRISTINE

SHAZZA: I'M SHRINKING

Star has lost 2in in height

There are starmen waiting in the sky

BRIT MAJOR TIM TELLS GROUND CONTROL: ALIENS EVERYWHERE..

IT'S A MAD MAD MAY ON THE WAY

Washout then heatwave

Rentaguff Chris

BIGGINS: I LET RIP SHOOTING KIDS TV SHOW

SPAM RAIDERS

Rise of OAP shoplifters as thefts crisis hits a new low

PIZZA FROM USA SAYS ITALY PROF

Italian boffin has upset his countrymen by claiming pizza as we know it was invented in America.

PURRFECT DAY

Owners take cats on trips to seaside

GULL SWOOPED ON MY SAVELOY

Pecker shocker for naturists

Carlo swipe

REAL BOSS HITS OUT BEFORE CLASICO

Vard luck story

JAMIE HEADS FOXES WINNER AFTER SPOT OF BOTHER