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BRITS LET RIP

We trump world in farting stakes

WHO'S AFRAID OF MR WOLF?

'Dogs bigger danger'

SCROTOX..YOU MAY FFEL A LITTLE PRICK

Blokes go mad for plumper plums jabs

OFF THEIR REDS

United fans top table of drink and drug arrests

BEASTER

Roadworks & strikes to hit big getaway.. then the rain storms roar in

ISIS IN RUSSIA GIG MASSACRE

Jihadis own up but Vlad blames Ukraine

CABIN AND STACEY

£1.4k to cruise with Nessa

OH NO, THE BOSS IS CALLED DAVID..

Gaffers like Brent make most gaffes

SHAME OF THE CELEB WAZZOCKS

Great Kate climbdown over social media slurs

Ricky: My cars

SKODA TOPS ROLLER FOR TV ROYLE-TY

MP RWANDA JOLLIES COST OVER £400K

Travel and hotels blow-outs

SILVA STAR FOR PEPT

Deflected double keeps Guardiola's Treble hopes alive

BARNES: 'DADDY' VAN DIJK'S STEPPED UP AGAIN THIS TERM

VIRGIL VAN DIJK reminds Kop legend John Barnes of former Anfield team-mate Alan Hansen in terms of the calmness he brings to the Liverpool defence.

ROBINS RELIANT FOR CUP GLORY

Sky Blues boss has history at Wembley

Hiku-ps gone

PETA'S PRAISED AFTER SWITCH

Traitoring Corps

TV SHOW TRIGGERS MILITARY JOB RUSH

PAY PAREE!

Hotel bosses hiking_prices as they cash in on Olympic

The Nuke blows up darts trade

LUKE MERCH RUSH

MY ABBEY SPEAKS FOR THE ALIENS

Model sparks flying saucers frenzy

SCANDAL OF CHILD THIEVES

Real-life Fagins training kids

CHLOE: I've no regrets quitting Towie..

CHLOE Brockett says she will never return to Towie.

RYAN'S TAKING ACTING OFF ICE

Ex-Corrie star to make comeback

PAT ON BACK FOR BEER SOS HEROES

Brewers to St Patrick's Day 'rescue'

Travel chaos for 2million road users

'M-WAY SHUT SO LIZARDS CAN CROSS'

PUNK 'DEAD RINGER' AT PAL'S HOUSE

JOHNNY Rotten's pal got spooked by a ghostly \"dead ringer\" of the Sex Pistol.

£200M IN MOD PTSD PAYOUTS..

Veterans tormented by_past

HAVERTZ SAVES AARON BLUSHES

Ramsdale lapse has Gunners sweating

JIMMY GETS TO 700 IN HIMALAYAS HE'S..Mountain G.O.A.T.

JIMMY ANDERSON wrote his name into the history books as England ended their tour of India with a tame surrender in Dharamshala.

Not just any sex toy..this is M&S!

ADULI GIZMOS DELIVERED BY OCADO VANS

BEANS IN POT 'IS CRIMINAL'

TV Tom joins brekkie debate