KISS & TELL JULIANNE HUMILIATES SEACREST!

Why Ryan thinks beauty stabbed him in the back

INSIDE THE WILD PLOT TO STEAL GRACELAND

Feds unmask woman busted for cooking up bizarre scam

ANGIE GOING NUTS!

Spread thin as she battles Brad, nurses brain-rattled son

FRANKIE VALLI, 90, IS MAN FOR ALL SEASONS!

Singer refuses to give in to advanced age

HIGHWAY TO SHELL!

Fugitive tortoise captured after low-speed chase

RESERVOIR DOG MADSEN BUSTED AS WIFE BEATER

SCREEN thug Michael Madsen was busted for spousal battery after a domestic dustup at the Donnie Brasco star’s Malibu mansion, lawmen say.

SCOTT PETERSON: I WAS FRAMED FOR LACI'S MURDER!

Convicted monster ends 21-year silence

HARRY & MEGHAN DANCING' ON AIR!

Loved-up royals on fire during Colombia tour

SCHOOL FOOD BOSS BUSTED FOR SWIPING $1.5M CHICKEN WINGS

A CHICKEN-hearted former food service director has been sentenced to nine years in stir for stealing $1.5 million worth of tasty wings meant for schoolkid lunches!

ALL-U-CAN-EAT ARREST IS HARD TO SWALLOW

SALTY Shawneesha Cobbs was arrested in Indiana after letting two pals dine from her all-you-can-eat plate, lawmen dish.

DAD MURDERED OVER MULCH!

Little girl touched hothead's plantings

VICTORIA'S CANCER TIME BOMB!

JOKESTER Victoria Jackson reveals she was handed a death sentence by doctors who say her latest cancer tumor is inoperable, leaving the Saturday Night Live alum with less than three years to live!

BAD BOY WILL GETS BIG HEAD!

Slapgate behind him, Smith struts his stuff

PANIC IN HOLLYWOOD!

Matthew Perry drug death busts threaten to bare showbiz's slimy underbelly

NEW TESTS PROVE SHROUD OF TURIN IS AUTHENTIC

Burial cloth dates back to Jesus' time

GHOST ACCUSED OF KILLING EXORCIST!

JUST moments after this spine-chilling photo was snapped of exorcist Colin Grant being watched from a church window by a dark, ghoulish figure, the demon fighter collapsed and died!

CHARLES THROWS ANDY TO THE WOLVES!

Cancels brother's $1M security team after duke refuses to leave Royal Lodge

THE TRUTH ABOUT PHIL & MARLO

Donahue died deep in debt to his wife

TANYA'S DIET DEMANDS TUCKER OUT HER BEAU

COUNTRY wildcat Tanya Tucker has lived up to her Texas Tornado rep when it comes to working out and dieting, but sources say her lover Craig Dillingham is getting fed up with her low-cal lifestyle.

LONELY HODA HIRING TOP MATCHMAKER

LONELY HEART Hoda Kotb split from former fiancé Joel Schiffman more than two and a half years ago, but the Today show star is STILL single, despite all her efforts to find love again. Now the eternal optimist, 60, is making a last-ditch effort to rope Mr. Right — by hiring a professional matchmaker, sources tell GLOBE!

PALS PUSHING TO SET UP KEVIN & SANDRA

DIVORCED and frazzled over his bombing flick Horizon, Kevin Costner needs to nab an A-list girlfriend as he tries to salvage his battered pride, according to sources who say his pals are pointing to Sandra Bullock as the perfect fit.

STRANDED ASTRONAUTS FACING GRIM FUTURE

Slim chances for a safe landing

CLOONEY FIGHTING TO SAVE MARRIAGE

Realizes he & Amal are drifting apart

TITANIC MINI-SUB CREW KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO DIE

Explosive charge in new lawsuit

JUSTIN ON WAGON AFTER DUI BUST

But singer's hating his new health kick

FOOTLOOSE KIM ROCKS KARDASHIAN EMPIRE!

Momager Kris worried sick

BIRD'S THE WORD!

Chatty parrot sets new world record

TEEN LOSES LEG IN SHARK AMBUSH

Tourist bloodbath in exotic Belize

KATE'S HOPING TO HEAL BROKEN HARRY

Pushing plan for family peace over William's protests

BUSTED FOR BEANING HUBBY WITH BURRITO

FLORIDA dentist Dr. Esha Persad is charged with battery by burrito after cops say she blasted her husband with some Taco Bell!