CATEGORIES

WANTED ON CAPITOL HILL: DESIGNATED SURVIVORS!

Lawmakers push for party protection in case of mass killing

ELLEN IS NO DORY!

England can have her, warts & all

ACCUSED KILLER'S MOM KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM!

PERHAPS the biggest shocker about the sidewalk slaying of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was the reaction of the mom of accused killer Luigi Mangione — she says she was NOT surprised!

DRUNKEN TEEN CONFESSES TO WIPING OUT HIS FAMILY!

Says the devil made him do it

NO SISTER ACT FOR FOES FOX & HENSON!

EMPIRE vixens Vivica A. Fox and Taraji P. Henson were as close as sisters when they starred as siblings on the FOX drama — but sources dish a deep frost has formed between them!

JEKYLL-HYDE WALLEN WALKS THIN BOOZY LINE!

COUNTRY crooner Morgan Wallen narrowly escaped years behind bars after a potentially deadly drunken stunt, but friends fear he’s just one more booze-fueled screw-up from throwing away his life and career for good!

PROWLERS AT THE PENTAGON!

Shocking security breaches uncovered at the heart of our defense system

DAILY MEDS CAN SPUR DEMENTIA

MILLIONS of Americans pop pills on the daily for a variety of conditions — but a top doc warns that long-term use of some drugs could increase the likelihood of developing dementia!

CHARLES WRITES HARRY OFF!

King bulldozed into cutting son from his will

DOLLY STRETCHED THIN!

Worn out from working 9 to 5 - & then some!

CHUCK CAN'T KICK GRIEF!

Tries to carry on in mom's memory

MONSTER MOMS!

Maternal instinct gone haywire leads to unspeakable horrors

TRUMP FAMILY IN CROSSHAIRS!

Secret Service running on fumes as stakes rise for keeping kin safe

JAILHOUSE ROCK THE CRADLE!

Inmates who never met in person have a baby!

HOLLYWOOD PALS TURN BACKS ON JAILBIRD DANNY!

DESPICABLE Danny Masterson continues to reach out to old Hollywood friends from behind bars, but sources say he’s about as popular as the plague!

HUNTER FISHES FOR CELEB HELP!

DISGRACED Hunter Biden may have been able to rake in bucks from peddling his dad Joe’s influence in the past, but sources say he’s now having trouble cashing in on his name in Hollywood!

WORRIES FOR TRAINWRECK JESSICA!

Health, career & marriage on the line as she spirals

TEACHER TEMPTRESS MARY KAY'S KID IS PREGNANT!

THE older daughter from the unholy hookup of late cradle-robbing schoolteacher Mary Kay Letourneau and the sixth-grader she bedded at 12, Vili Fualaau, is about to have a baby of her own!

FBI ON RED ALERT FOR NEW AI SCAMS!

They can steal your voice & fool anyone

ANDREW PAL BOOTED AS CHINA SPY!

New scandal brews for pitiful prince

BURIED ALIVE!

Boytoy renegs on guilty plea in monstrous murder of lover

BONE UP ON NUTRIENTS FOR HEALTH

MORE than half the world's population doesn't consume enough vital micronutrients including calcium, iron and vitamins C and E, according to a study from the Harvard T. H. Chan School of Public Health.

MAN-HUNTING KIM PUTS BEST FACE FORWARD!

No nip untucked in quest for sexy perfection

JOE IS FADING FAST!

Cracking open Biden's secret medical file

COSTNER RIDES SOLO IN SADDLE!

Ex-pals treating him like yesterday's news

JOST'S JOKES PUT JENNINGS IN JEOPARDY!

JOVIAL Colin Jost is hitting it out of the ballpark on Pop Culture Jeopardy! and sources say the SNL favorite's instant popularity has insecure regular Jeopardy! host Ken Jennings worried he may soon be reduced to a trivia item!

J.LO LIVES IN A HAUNTED HOUSE!

Struggles to unload love nest she once shared with Ben

VAN DYKE FLAMES OUT!

PTSD after aged actor tries to battle wildfire

EX-CHEF SAYS WOODY COOKED HIS GOOSE!

WOODY ALLEN's former chef Hermie Fajardo is so steamed over being fired by the moviemaker that he has slammed him with a lawsuit, claiming the disgraced star and his wife stiffed him over his pay and balked at his break to serve in the Army Reserves!

DUI CHARGE FOR DEPUTY DIRECTING IMAGINARY TRAFFIC!

PICKLED Garrison Page - who was named Deputy of the Year for Georgia's Bibb County in 2019 was collared for DUI in the Peach State after the off-duty officer was spotted directing imaginary traffic! That's the word of authorities, who say concerned citizens saw plainclothed Page - now employed as a Houston County Sheriff's Office deputy - in the road near Skyview Elementary School in Lizella, making motions as if to control the flow of nonexistent vehicles.