THE Hollywood hype machine has been drooling over La La Land — which scored 14 nominations for the upcoming Academy Awards. But fans of classic musicals should be barfing, not salivating!
That’s because the flick’s stars, handsome Ryan Gosling and fabulously fetching Emma Stone, can’t really sing very well — and their dance moves are, let’s be kind, nonexistent!
Seriously, you can practically see them counting as they got through their careful steps.
We give ‘em both points for trying. But award nominations? The only award they deserve is for overcoming a disability!
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WANTED ON CAPITOL HILL: DESIGNATED SURVIVORS!
Lawmakers push for party protection in case of mass killing
ELLEN IS NO DORY!
England can have her, warts & all
ACCUSED KILLER'S MOM KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM!
PERHAPS the biggest shocker about the sidewalk slaying of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was the reaction of the mom of accused killer Luigi Mangione — she says she was NOT surprised!
DRUNKEN TEEN CONFESSES TO WIPING OUT HIS FAMILY!
Says the devil made him do it
NO SISTER ACT FOR FOES FOX & HENSON!
EMPIRE vixens Vivica A. Fox and Taraji P. Henson were as close as sisters when they starred as siblings on the FOX drama — but sources dish a deep frost has formed between them!
JEKYLL-HYDE WALLEN WALKS THIN BOOZY LINE!
COUNTRY crooner Morgan Wallen narrowly escaped years behind bars after a potentially deadly drunken stunt, but friends fear he’s just one more booze-fueled screw-up from throwing away his life and career for good!
PROWLERS AT THE PENTAGON!
Shocking security breaches uncovered at the heart of our defense system
DAILY MEDS CAN SPUR DEMENTIA
MILLIONS of Americans pop pills on the daily for a variety of conditions — but a top doc warns that long-term use of some drugs could increase the likelihood of developing dementia!
CHARLES WRITES HARRY OFF!
King bulldozed into cutting son from his will
DOLLY STRETCHED THIN!
Worn out from working 9 to 5 - & then some!
