THE Hollywood hype machine has been drooling over La La Land — which scored 14 nominations for the upcoming Academy Awards. But fans of classic musicals should be barfing, not salivating!
That’s because the flick’s stars, handsome Ryan Gosling and fabulously fetching Emma Stone, can’t really sing very well — and their dance moves are, let’s be kind, nonexistent!
Seriously, you can practically see them counting as they got through their careful steps.
We give ‘em both points for trying. But award nominations? The only award they deserve is for overcoming a disability!
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