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GLOVE on the rocks

CALLUM QUIT HINT AFTER BETERBIEV BATTERING

LEE FLYING SOLO

Reject Kershaw giving London life a try

PAIN, SET AND MATCH

Emma feared she'd never play again

Luke's rise has given me kick up Boom Boom

BENNETT CAN BE BIGGER THAN LITTLER

LOOK OUT! - HERE COMES THE SPIDER-MAN

Big fan has 700 tarantulas

Loo must be joking

COUNCIL IN £7K TOILET SEATS ROW

BIG FAMILIES ARE SHRINKING FAST

Fewer living relatives predicted

'BORING' CLIFF: I CLEANED UP HOTEL ROOMS

SIR Cliff Richard says he preferred tidying up his hotel rooms to trashing them.

Incredibly cold case

DUO TRACK KILLER

Fantasy Busted by Matt

DON'T BELIEVE ALL OUR LYRICS

TV team's boss feared it would be ratings flop

THE writer of the Post Office scandal drama was warned \"probably not many people would watch\" the show that has caused such a stir.

BOFFINS FLOAT IDEA OF NEW TRAVEL MODE

BOFFINS are designing a giant balloon for air travel that could rival fuel-guzzling planes.

KEIR: PLANE TO SEE I AM NO BIGGLES

Labour leader 'mercy flight'

E.T, PHONEY HOME

Prank alien mummies found

THE GREAT ESCAPE

Holiday hunt sparks surge in bookings

Village in volcano hell

A VOLCANO semi-molten towards a nearby settlement for the second time in less than a month.

TV chef Jamie: I'm an annoying pukka

STAR ADMITS HIGH-ENERGY ANTICS GRATE

WARNING OF 'LONE WOLF' TERROR RISK

Yemen strikes spark fear for UK

WAY IS UP

\"Ange says: You ain't seen nothing yet!

I'M EDDIE NO-MATES

Clubs won't loan me their players groans Howe

Sancho turned his back...United must too

JADON SANCHO should have played his last game at Manchester United - if the club is serious about sorting itself out.

DO ONE RON

Shaun slams Rocket for talking rubbish

Scoff n run scum scam

SHOCK AS PARTY 'DITCH £425 BILL'

...but women laugh at the smart jokes

MEN laugh at slapstick comedy while women lap up clever jokes, boffins have discovered.

Meltdown over hot milk with brekkie staple

A DEBATE is warming up over whether folk should eat their morning Weetabix with hot or cold milk.

Mini shin pads ban

'JACK-STYLE' GUARDS GIVEN BOOT FOR KIDS

ZUCK MOOS TO HIT THE BOOZE

FACEBOOK chief Mark Zuckerberg is rearing beer-guzzling cows.

Kids emBarrysed

SOPHIE: NUDE SCENE SHOCKED THEM

Beeb threatened over tell-all show on staff accounts

THE Post Office has been accused of bullying the Beeb before a 2015 Panorama programme featuring a Horizon whistleblower was aired.

STAR SAYS EX LOVER 'NOT A DECENT MAN'

ULRIKA Jonsson has hit out at dying Sven-Göran Eriksson - branding him \"not a decent person\".