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THE MOY WONDER

Matt joins g-Leigh club

Shakira tax row to tune of £6M

STAR AGREES TO PAY OUT FOR MIX-UP

'COWARDS'

Ashley machine gun murder gang guilty

29 BABIES CLEAR OF WARZONE

Hospital tots go to Egypt

Glum? Make a new chum!

'BEST WAYS TO A BETTER LIFE'

LOOK UP TO SEE TOOLS IN SPACE

A TOOL bag dropped by astronauts will be visible tonight as it flies over Britain.

OZZY GOT BLACK MARK FOR VOICE

BLACK Sabbath legend Tony Iommi initially didn't want to start the band with Ozzy Osbourne - as he didn't think he could sing.

Pistorius in parole bid No.2

OSCAR Pistorius is trying for parole a second time.

MYSTERY OF THE BIGFOOT WOODS

Top author: Beast threw branch at me

Dani in line for crown

PUNTERS are getting behind Danielle Harold to be crowned queen of the jungle.

Garage tanks

HAS NIGEL PROVED A TURN-OFF?

Dench is up to her old pranks

DAME Judi Dench loves playing tricks on people but admits they sometimes go wrong.

PROFS: PLEASE CALL US BOFFS

BOFFINS campaigning to ban the term \"boffin\" have finally, conreluctantly ceded it can be used - if the boffin in question likes being called a boffin.

COCO 'BENT TRUTH'

IT'S official - Coco plays fast and loose with the truth, according to evidence heard at the Covid inquiry.

RISHI & BORIS: LET PEOPLE DIE

Scientific adviser: They said 'so be it' to more casualties

'Nappy' days for Gordon

GORDON Ramsay feels \"blessed\" to be a dad again.

Suzi: I give creeps a knee in the Quatros!

AND GUITARIST IN AC/DC WAS LEFT RED-FACED

NHS 'SET TO FAIL'

Call for injection of cash

Tai back at Tigers

TAI WOFFINDEN has rejoined Sheffield 17 years after he first signed for them.

RULE HAND LUKE

LUKE HUMPHRIES catapulted himself into the ranks of world-title favourites with a stunning triumph at the Mr Vegas Grand Slam of Darts last night.

WON BY A HEAD

Travis in Indian stunner

CAZ 'CLOGGED' IN FOR CHEESY ROLE

CAROLINE Quentin has revealed she used to dress up like a Dutch girl to sell cheese and got paid just £7-a-week.

Smashed! Vodka made from spuds

REAL A-PEEL OF STORE BOOZE

MAGIC TILLS CHECK OUT YOUR BILLS

\"End of self-service nightmare\"

XMAS SLIMMER

Belly-busting feast will require mega burn-off

Mine on Moon

BOFF: DIG WILL SUPPLY ENERGY FOR 10.000YRS

BOYCIE'S VOICE

ONLY Fools And Horses star Sue Holderness says she still hears co-star John Challis' voice two years after he died.

Ross: I cuffed myself on Bill

ROSS Kemp has revealed he had a terrible audition for The Bill after he got stuck in handcuffs when he was playing a copper.

SALE OF CROWN DUALS

PROPS and costumes from The Crown are up for auction - including a replica of the famous \"revenge dress\" worn by Diana, Princess of Wales.

ANGELA: I'VE HAD TIME OF MY LIFE!

Beeb icon, 79, is voted off Strictly