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WATER BILLS TO RISE 84%
Ofwat heading down plughole
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, WE'RE HAVING A LAUGH
Fired-up Unai aims to keep flying high
NUNO'S JOLLY WOOD HERO!
Chris seals win after Dean clanger
THE BRICK SLAYER
Foreman Fabio is built to last
HORSE POWER!
Lew looks on to a winner
TALKING OUT YER JURASSIC
Boff blasts Spielberg 'because dinos Cretaceous
Generation of 'spoiler brats
FILMS TOO SCARY
SPOILSPORT
James Kops few boos after kid pen saves
I'm fuming Corrie killed off our Les
FURIOUS SOAP STAR 'BATTERS' TELLY BOSSES
Phone pop-up told me Liam was dead
SISTER COULD NOT BELIEVE ALERT
TRADESMEAN
White van men owed thousands by clients
HUM LIKE POOH AND FEEL BETTER
Sound will soothe mind & heal body
Psycho gulls on the pill
BATTLE TO REDUCE SEX-MAD VERMIN
YOU BUNCH OF LEAD BUFFOONS
Firms to remove toxic pipes - by year 3273
Sex? No, I'd rather get my nails done!
SALON SESSIONS FEEL FAR BETTER THAN PASSION
1,000 MORE LAGS OUT OF JAILS EARLY
Move to ease crowded prisons
HEMP-IRE BUILDING
Lauren hailed after City comeback win
TOON NOT WORTH WAIT FOR GOALS
Howe unconcerned by the blanks but new faces are needed to revive his side.
NOR WAY THROUGH
Lando loses out in tussle with Max
WILL'S ECO BLOW
Ascot flop bled
Back in Tuch
ENGLAND BOSS MATCH FIT AFTER BODY REBOOT
BOBBY DAZZLER
Sparkling darts legend nicks skaters' cool look
Clarkson's harm
JEREMY Clarkson said he'd had a \"S*** week\" after being plunged into a double near-death drama.
GIG TICKETS ..SUM YOU MIGHT PAY
FANS would know a ticket's price straight away under a proposed law tabled following the Oasis backlash.
KNIT WITS!
Gen Z's latest fad is oldies' woolies
TAKE YOUR MARKS, GET SET, & GO-BOT!
Robot's speed record so slow
Love pours for hero Chris
SHOCK AT CYCLE CHAMP'S BLEAK CANCER DIAGNOSIS
FIR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Bugs to wreck Xmas
I might be late, boss
HURRICANE-force Storm Ashley was this morning set to trigger rush-hour chaos and a surge in sickies - as workers claim blocked roads mean they can't get to the office.
PIE-GELLA
TV cook swaps posh nosh for festive Greggs