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HS2 chop fear

LINE IS TOO COSTLY

FLOP GUN

Russian pilot fired at RAF plane..war averted because he MISSED

Oh.. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do!

BLOKE WEDS SEVEN BRIDES IN ONE DAY

ONE IS AMUSED

Spreading the word of Daily dose of fun

Not a star, man

BEEB'S TALENT SPOTTERS SAID YOUNG BOWIE 'IS A NOTHING'

KATE MAKES A STAND FOR HEALTH CARE

Emotional plea to health chief

RECORD PLAYER

Stokes' knock proves he is greatest of a generation

GATLAND TO KEEP IT FRESH

WALES head coach Warren Gatland has made 13 changes to the starting line-up for Saturday's World Cup clash against Portugal in Nice.

ΤΙΜΕ ΤΟ REFLECT

Marler now enjoying work

True Brit Dan in Minaur miracle

DAN EVANS and Jack Draper triumphed in style yesterday to earn Great Britain a superb victory over Australia in their opening match at the Davis Cup in Manchester.

OZZY AGONY AS 4TH OP AWAITS

OZZY Osbourne is in “a lot of pain” ahead of a fourth major operation.

GONE TO POT

£7.5bn cost to mend cars damaged by ruined roads

NOEL SEEING RED OVER GOTH KIDS

MAN City nut Noel Gallagher reckons he’d rather have Man Utd supporters for kids than goths.

Scrum on down for Bozo fashion

CLASSIC RUGBY TOPS ARE NOW 'COOL' CLOBBER

DUTY GANG HAS PHONE HOTLINE

Star raises hope of a new series

Limb bin armless 'joke'

A PRANKSTER’S jape “got out of hand” when he left fake bloodstained body parts hanging out of a neighbour’s wheelie bin.

NUDISTS' BID FOR MORE MEMBERS

Old naturists hope naked sports will attract youngsters

A grape future in the heat

GRAPES which can withstand extreme heat but faced extinction could save the wine industry.

WE WANT BIGGER PIZZA THE ACTION

Workers set to strike for grater wage

Girl dog attack arrest

A MAN has been arrested over the horror XL bully dog attack on an 11-year-old girl.

BOFFS SAY TO DITCH ROVER

Call to stop owning & babying animals

PHONE HOME

Mexico finds ET - after elf & goblin discoveries!

BRIT KIT HIT VLAD'S NAVY

BRITISH supplied Storm Shadow missiles have smashed Russian navy targets in a massive salvo launched from inside Ukraine, it was claimed yesterday.

DESPOT THE DIFFERENCE!

Kim supports Vlad madness

Irate OF THE Caribbean

I'LL COPYRIGHT FACE TO AVOID THE AI PIRATES

Sara dad held over 'murder'

THREE ARRESTED AFTER FLYING TO UK

KAL OF DUTY: WARFARE

Pep's missing man is centre of pitch battle

WRONG MOVE

Coming back was a massive mistake for United icon

WILLEY WINKY

David gets a World Cup nod as Jofra returns to fold

CURRY'S BANNED

Tom off menu for two games