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HARRY ROTTER
Joker James runs up twin's hol tab
CHEAT WAVE
Pupils are caught using AI in exams
THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES
Bad dreams warn us of fatal illness
CLAWS INVADES BRITISH BEACH
Massive Chinese crabs are eating UK salmon eggs
I see no ship!
(EVEN THOUGH IT’S BRIGHT ORANGE & THE LENGTH OF 3 JUMBOS OR HALF THE EIFFEL TOWER)
Iran pres dies
RAISI COPTER CRASH DEATH IN 'HEAVY FOG
COVER-UP A BLOODY DISGRACE
Victims are told truth at last
POLLY ME PINT OF FINEST BEER
Parrots join pair down their local
They drink.. it's Haal over
PEP FOOTIE ACES PARTY TILL DAWN
I'LL BE THERE FOR WOOOOO
Matt ghost visits Courteney for chats
HIGH-FIVE GOODBYE (FOR NOW ANYWAY)
Hayes says she will return if Blues ever need her after clinching fifth title before leaving for USA boss job
JOSH IS WON OF A KIND
Fans are seeing double with Murphy again as his strikes send Oxford up
OVER THE BLUE MOON
Guardiola's singing in the reign
GUNS HAV DEFIANCE
Kai winner helps runners-up go out with heads held high
GYPSY STING
Usyk finds the inner strength to tame Tyson
FANS IN 30-DAY TAY TAY 'DETOX"
Swilties are taking a break from singing star
Yobbo peacock terrorises town
SQUAWKING BIRD WRECKS SLEEP
Shaz so bugged by ninja invaders
SWIMMER Sharron Davies said her arm aches from constantly spraying rampaging caterpillars munching their way through her garden.
CURRY ARGY-BHAJI
Battle over Cockney Ruby Murray name
SEX GOD JEZZA: I AM A PORKER
But fatties like me are neither lazy nor sickly
THE GREATESTS
Pep makes history with 4 City titles in row as Klopp quits Liverpool leaving Anfield in tears
PO victims given just £900 each POSTMASTERS FACE FURTHER INJUSTICE
VICTIMS of the Post Office scandal are getting as little as £900 in personal injury compensation.
You've gotta roll-up with it
NOEL: LEGAL POT COULD FUND NHS
MoD LOSES £1BILLION TO FRAUD
Con cash would buy dozen jets
SON OF A GUN!
Mikel has faith despite Art-break of Spurs miss
HELL OF FAME
Tyson: It's torture being hounded
MAX RAGE
Hamilton block adds to Dutchman's woe
MATCH FIX ROW REF FACING BOOT
Held up cup after sending off 3 players
Rubiales defends his kiss
LUIS Rubiales insists his World Cup kiss with Jenni Hermoso was consensual.
HAPPY ENDING
'Solution to sticky tape nightmare'