Man-hungry Martha Packs On Hefty 34 Lbs

LONELY Martha Stewart has packed on 34 pounds of flab — eating her heart out because she can’t find a man!

Kate Hudson Nixes Shotgun Wedding!

MOM-TO-BE Kate Hudson is following in the footsteps of her free-wheeling mom, Goldie Hawn — and refusing to tie the knot!

Kelly Loses Her Belly!

VOICE coach Kelly Clarkson has dropped more than 37 pounds, and the singer’s buddies insist she did it the old fashioned way — by eating right!

Gator Bait!

Thug uses reptile to put the bite on kidnap victim’s kin - cops.

Bush Daddy's Sad Farewell

ONE MONTH after losing his beloved wife, Barbara, former President George H. W. Bush has gone to his lifelong summer compound in Kennebunkport, Maine, to die, heartbroken sources tell GLOBE.

I Was Ambushed By A Mountain Lion!

Cyclist escaped jaws of death – but crazed cat killed his buddy

Martina Marriage Explodes!

Tennis queen in couples therapy to stall $30M split

Lordy! Kathie Lee Aims To Be TV Preacher!

Devout star dreams of becoming next big televangelist

Harry & Meghan Are Nightmare Neighbors!

Forbid locals from asking about Archie or petting their dogs!

Jen Aniston Wins At Last!

Friends beauty finds happiness as Angelina Jolie crashes & burns

You've Been Warned! Work Too Long, Die Young!

Toiling 10 hours a day boosts strokes by 45%

Medical Sniffer Uses Bad Breath To Detect Disease!

Discovers Parkinson’s, diabetes & other killers

Julia Busts Loose To Make Hubby Happy!

Docs say her cup went up!

Camilla's Dad Hated Charles!

Humiliated by cheating couple’s very public affair

Trunk & Disorderly!

Rude elephant grabs bikini babe’s boob

Closs Copycat Killer!

New massacre mimics kidnapper who butchered Jayme's family

Claimed By Camelot Curse!

Kennedy clan shattered as beloved Saoirse, 22, dies from drug overdose

No Respect For Dead Aretha!

Brother Vs. brother as Queen of Soul’s kin fight over her fab $80M fortune

William Shatner's Lungs Are Blocked!

Heavyweight star’s frantic battle with sleep apnea

Time Hasn't Healed Croc Hunter's Kids!

Brave Robert & Bindi still miss dad Steve 12 years after tragedy

Bitter Depp Comes Out Swinging!

Accuses ex Amber of cutting off his finger & faking photo proof of domestic violence

Tim Conway's Family At War!

Funnyman Tim Conway’s widow and kids are locked in a vicious feud over the $50 million fortune of The Carol

Monster Murray's Ugly Brawl With Snob Chevy Chase

CELEBRITY NEWS

Monster Dad Gets 54 Life Sentences!

Forced kids into sex with mom, stepmom and the family dog

Proof JFK JR. Was Murdered!

Autopsy was shrewd cover-up to hide Mob-planted bomb on young pilot's plane 

American Idol Put Lisa Marie In Poorhouse!

Elvis’ only child blames moneyman for losing her butt

General Pain In The Butt!

Busted for posing as military officer & hiring a chopper to impress a gal

William & Kate Taking Charge!

NEW KING & QUEEN CHANGING MONARCHY BY BANISHING EVIL CHARLES & CAMILLA

Drew Belly-More Packs On 103 LBS!

Love-hungry mom eats her heart out.

Home Alone Dad Went To Grave Cursing Culkin!

Bitter boozer John Heard jealous over Mac’s money