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JULIA'S ROM-COM DIS AIN'T PRETTY, WOMAN!

Roberts says good romantic comedy scripts “didn’t exist” in recent years

JUMBLED JOHNNY'S TESTIMONY FIASCO!

‘Pirate’ star walks the plank in alarming court appearance

MICK'S EX CAN'T GET NO SATISFACTION FORM AL

Old fossil Pacino doesn’t measure up to jazzy Jagger!

RAPPER DANIELLE WRAPS UP $6M HOUSE

FEISTY teen Danielle Bregoli rode an on-air confrontation with Dr. Phil to fame and fortune, and she now has a sparkling $6.1 million house in sunny South Florida to show for her tough girl ways.

SNOOP SNUBS CUDDLY KELLY

Snoop Dogg and Clarkson co-host “American Song Contest”

THE SECOND COMING OF WENDY WILLIAMS!

Wendy is planning a sit-down interview, a source says

WHY JESSICA DOESN'T TRUST NICK'S NEW WIFE

JEALOUS Jessica Simpson doesn't trust her ex-husband's wife as far as she can throw her, according to sources!

SONGBIRD CHRISTINA'S WEIGHT OFF THE CHARTS!

AGING pop tart Christina Aguilera is a bigger star than ever - but that's NOT a good thing!

SEAGAL UNDER SIEGE TO KISS PUTIN'S PIGGIES!

Action star forced into servitude as Russia's puppet

GAYLE STORMS TO NORAH'S RESCUE!

IT WAS nearly “anchor's away" for highly paid but unpopular diva Norah O'Donnell until her job was fished from the drink by her biggest rival at the network, Gayle King, spies dish!

HARRY TRASHING HATED CAMILLA!

Exposing evil stepmom in explosive $20M tell-all

FAKE FEDS BURROW & BRIBE WAY INTO THE WHITE HOUSE!

Secret Service patsies roll over for suspected terrorist cronies

ECONOMIC ARMAGEDDON!

Hard times hit home as raging inflation crushes America

CLINTON'S MOVES MELTED GILLIAN!

GILLIAN ANDERSON says her first meeting with former horndog-in-chief Bill Clinton was a seductive affair!

BRITNEY TOXIC PREGNANCY!

Fears perinatal depression will cripple singer again

STAFF FAULTS FALLON FOR BACKING BULLIES

JOVIAL Jimmy Fallon is being blasted as a heartless boss who oversaw a toxic work environment behind the scenes of "The Tonight Show," insiders dish.

VERDICT: STEVE HARVEY DELIVERS FAKE JUSTICE!

A REAL judge has blasted TV's Judge Steve Harvey for being a benchwarmer who doesn't deliver justice for contestants or viewers!

THE PRINCE & THE PERVERT!

This time Charles is exposed for sucking up to evil pedophile

SKY'S THE LIMIT FOR TRAVEL- CRAZY CONGRESS!

Filthy-rich pols raid cookie jar for lavish overseas trips

UKRAINE: DEFIANCE & DESPAIR

Heroic Americans put lives on line to drive out invaders

TRIUMPHANT KELLY KEEPS THE KIDS!

Ex-hubby Brandon gets bučks but is booted from ranch

OUT OF ORDER!

Anguished Anthony Anderson digs in over $25M divorce

OUTLANDISH ‘OUTLANDER SWEATSHOP!

Weary cast & crew complain they're dead tired & freezing their butts off making hit show

ONE-STOP BLOOD TEST!

Detects 50 rare diseases at once

OBAMA TELLS JOE: IT'S TIME TO GO!

Upstages Biden with White House victory lap

MADONNA FREAKS FANS WITH DISFIGURED FACE!

The star resembled an alien in a vedio she posted

MEGHAN'S MORONIC TRADEMARK GRAB

PRIVILEGED California girl Meghan must think being Prince Harry's wife gives her the right to claim ownership of a word that's been commonly used in the English language for about 500 years!

MAN HUNGRY DREW'S RAUNCHY DREAM DATES

SEX-STARVED Drew Barrymore has been getting freaky between the sheets — by fantasizing about her exes!

LADY GAGA GRINDS CAIT OVER COFFEE

CHEEKY Lady Gaga was wearing her poker face when she threw shade at Caitlyn Jenner outside the Elton John AIDS Foundation's 30th annual Academy Awards viewing party in Los Angeles on March 27.

KATY & ORLANDO GO TO THE DOGS!

WHILE ordinary Americans struggle with raging inflation, doggone spendthrifts Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are spending a king's ransom pampering their pooches, sources howl.