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Limb bin armless 'joke'

A PRANKSTER’S jape “got out of hand” when he left fake bloodstained body parts hanging out of a neighbour’s wheelie bin.

NUDISTS' BID FOR MORE MEMBERS

Old naturists hope naked sports will attract youngsters

A grape future in the heat

GRAPES which can withstand extreme heat but faced extinction could save the wine industry.

WE WANT BIGGER PIZZA THE ACTION

Workers set to strike for grater wage

Girl dog attack arrest

A MAN has been arrested over the horror XL bully dog attack on an 11-year-old girl.

BOFFS SAY TO DITCH ROVER

Call to stop owning & babying animals

PHONE HOME

Mexico finds ET - after elf & goblin discoveries!

BRIT KIT HIT VLAD'S NAVY

BRITISH supplied Storm Shadow missiles have smashed Russian navy targets in a massive salvo launched from inside Ukraine, it was claimed yesterday.

DESPOT THE DIFFERENCE!

Kim supports Vlad madness

Irate OF THE Caribbean

I'LL COPYRIGHT FACE TO AVOID THE AI PIRATES

Sara dad held over 'murder'

THREE ARRESTED AFTER FLYING TO UK

KAL OF DUTY: WARFARE

Pep's missing man is centre of pitch battle

WRONG MOVE

Coming back was a massive mistake for United icon

WILLEY WINKY

David gets a World Cup nod as Jofra returns to fold

CURRY'S BANNED

Tom off menu for two games

ALEX TO BE BOULT CUTTER

ALEX DE MINAUR has grown to love a lot of British culture thanks to his relationship with girlfriend Katie Boulter.

WANE MAN

New Wolves coach Burgess will help the England cause

A REAL PRESSURE COOKER FOR TOM

Hosts too 'intimidated' to invite chef

NICK NAMES

David & Sarah the most likely to be in prison

FREDDIE STEADY ..SLOW

'Top Gear celebs facing stunt ban'

Dermot angling for a hit

DERMOT O'Leary has reeled in a new This Morning slot as he swaps the sofa for his fishing passion.

SURGEONS SUFFER SEX ABUSE HELL

Shock finding of study

Tinashe loves the freedom

US pop belle Tinashe regrets ever recording music with jailed R Kelly and blames her old label.

BOFFINS DETECT ALIEN-MADE GAS

Nasa says find only produced by life' on Earth

WIN UP TO £100 IN YOUR ASDA CASH POT WITH EVERY £5 SPEND

Earn pounds, not points - have you downloaded the ASDA Rewards app yet?

DRONE RAID ON DOG FIGHT BOSS

Animals seized as team target house in swoop at dawn

DEAR READERS..DON'T SAY 'DEAR

Old-fashioned phrases are dying out

Phil: I’m back on location

PHIL Spencer has returned to filming Location, Location, Location with co-host Kirstie Allsopp less than a month after the death of both his parents.

71 STORES TO BE SAVED BUT JOBS AT RISK

POUNDLAND owner Pepco has agreed to buy up to 71 Wilko shops.

School hit by 'terror' threats

'MALICIOUS HOAXER' HUNT