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Littler Littler

JAYDEN, 12, NEW DARTS WHIZZ

THESE DOGS NEED A XMAS MIRACLE

Sanctuary owner has weeks to find new base

DEAN: I'M A WINNER

(Despite being booted out second)

A LEGEND MENTOR AND PAL

Tributes to Welsh champion

Gregg's Millwall tat gives fans bad name

DAN: CLUB TARNISHED

Naked Pam for Priscilla

PRISCILLA Presley says she cannot wait to see Pamela Anderson in The Naked Gun reboot.

Nicole inking shock

BAYWATCH star Nicole Eggert burst into tears after being left with radiotherapy tattoos amid her breast cancer battle.

THE PILL TO HELP US CHILL

Boffs voga fix' tablet

Killer King

AFTER 541 YEARS, PROOF AT LAST THAT RICHARD III ORDERED THE PRINCES-IN-THE-TOWER MURDERS

Ruling on Liam delavs

PROSECUTORS are hoping to restart the investigation into the tragic death of Liam Payne.

SHELTERS HIT BY A GOATASTROPHE

Thousands of dumped pets in costs crisis

Musk's junk is scaring off the aliens

SPACE IS FULL OF SATELLITES

Kingpin jailed in drug hit

A GANG which smuggled in drugs worth up to £7billion has been jailed.

Keir's a big joke

A GAG about the PM's freebies topped a list of the best modern Christmas cracker jokes.

Shirl pie surprise

STRICTLY'S Shirley Ballas spread festive cheer by handing out thousands of free mince pies to the public.

BOFFS: LET'S SCOFF

Forget the diets this Christmas'

Pardon?

OUTRAGE AS PRES BIDEN WIPES HIS SON'S CONVICTION

Bowie: All you need is KNOB!

REPLACED 'LOVE' IN LYRICS WITH NAUGHTY WORD

UK TO GO NUCLEAR TO FEED AI

'Chernobyl fears are inaccurate”

MILITARY GAME

MILITARY chiefs will \"war game\" a major conflict involving Britain to test if we can summon frontline equipment at short notice.

FARM SUPPORT

PUBLIC support for a nationwide farmers' strike is up there with NHS nurses and action by ambulance staff.

GAME OF THRONES

Slot gives Pep a hefty kick in crown duel

Gun shot to bits as Kop stars shine

MANCHESTER CITY did not pay a penny to bring back Ilkay Gundogan from Barcelona.

YOU ZIRKZEE THING

Amorim must be a genius... he's even got goal-shy Joshua firing!

PISTOL BLASTS RIVAL

MARK ALLEN bit back at Shaun Murphy as their war of words escalated at the UK Championship.

Yafai on a high as he eyes Japan

GALAL YAFAI would happily head back to Japan to win a world title in the country where he claimed Olympic gold.

BANG ON CARSE

Brydon groomed for the top says captain Ben

QATARSTROPHE

Lewis blows it as he predicts flat finish

ROBINS SOAR IN 'WARM' WINTER

RED robin numbers are rocketing across Britain.

COLE OF THE SEASON

Footie star dog moniker trend