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Furtune teller

OWNERS: DOGS CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE

I'm too Fonda life as a 'civvie'

BRIDGET Fonda says she won't make an acting comeback because \"it's too nice being a civilian\"!

DIEGO DOCS FACE TRIAL

EIGHT medics will stand trial over the death of football legend Diego Maradona.

THE SPOIL SPORTS

Tarquins' carnage cash call

Robots in jobs snatch

NEARLY half of bosses reckon artificial intelligence could replace humans as they do a much better job.

IT'S AI-SIS!

Chatbot Oasis like the real us, says Liam

Sorry boss, too busy to chat to you

WFH A 'CONVO KILLER'

Experiments fall flat for theorists

A FLAT-Earther was left red-faced when a £16,000 experiment to support his claim backfired and proved that the planet is round.

Joke is on blue Smurf!

THIS chap is left feeling blue after being stitched up by his mates on a stag do.

650 FLYING OBJECTS THE PENTAGON CAN'T EXPLAIN

DEFENCE chiefs are probing 650 sightings of UFOs.

Cobbles stars in a sweat

LISA George says the main topic of conversation on the set of Corrie is the menopause and which type of HRT the female stars are using.

Camp gets revamp

HERE'S the new-look I'm A Celebrity All-stars camp in South Africa.

The prices fright

INFLATION STILL OVER 10%.. AND FOOD BILLS RISING 19%

Jo fears kids are slackers

AB FAB star Dame Joanna Lumley has blasted young people for thinking they don't have to work hard to be successful.

Bottle's tops

BEER BOFFS SAY GLASS BEATS TINS

TERRIFIC...WARDENS TO STRIKE

Chaos fears for Chas Coronation

Noel's wooing old Oasis fans

HE'S BACKTRACKING ON 'PARKA MONKEYS' JIBES

BOLD 'N WONDER

Buick to rule roost at HQ

WE'VE GONE SOFT

Hearn hits out after Crucible attack

WAITERS

Clarets champagne stays on ice

TRICK PIC WAS MADE BY A BOT

A MAJOR photography award winner used Al technology to create his work.

US 'spy' appeal denied in court

AN American journalist accused of spying in Russia will remain jailed, a judge ruled yesterday.

YOU'LL LOVE THIS

Spoonful of spread a day keeps the stress at bay

BOSS AIN'T GOT A CLUE

Psycho machines give Google chief heebee-jeebies..

Natalie: All's well that Enders well..

STAR SAYS SOAP IS BACK TO BEST

DEATH OF THE BATH

Tub snub as bathers aim to save cash

For Gord's sake

TV FRED BLASTS CO-STAR RAMSAY

PREPAY 'BAN' STILL TAKING US FOR FUELS

Only applies to over-85s

Putin's Top Foe Dumped In Jail

THE UK has demanded the release of a British-Russian opposition leader after he was jailed for 25 years in Moscow.

CAPTAIN'S SLOG

The battle to be crowned King George of England