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WAR ZONE

Jake wrecks Rhino play-offs

LAGS DO BIRDIE

\"Savoy jail builds 9-hole golf course for prisoners

Dog fights off hitman

STAFFIE SAVES TRACY FROM A LETHAL JAB

BURGER OFF! I'LL HAVE A LETTUCE

We're keen on greens

FASHION GURU: GHOST TRIED TO STITCH ME UP

Jasper hits back

Fury over Rick's £2 for sauce

DINERS PEA'D OFF

Drunk raccoons on rampage in the UK

BEER-LOVING BANDITS RISE

FLAT PECKERS

Apartment is trashed by pigeons

COUPLES CHORES DUST-UP

Blokes dodge housework

Davina: I was called 'Toucan' by sick bullies

TAUNTS OVER HOOTER

MUM WOULD BE SO PROUD OF ME

Jade's son Bobby on stardom

GOT HIM!

Escaped terror suspect nabbed as undercover cop knocks him off bike after huge manhunt

A JOLLY BROLLY DAY

Beach fans shelter from heat but storms on way

Rotten bottom

PISTOLS LEGEND: I GAVE AIRPORTS THE BUM'S RUSH

THE COST OF FIDO CRISIS..

Pet insurance prices soaring

KANE SWITCH IS A LIGA FORTUNE FOR SOUTHGATE

ENGLAND boss Gareth Southgate believes the Three Lions can reap the rewards of Harry Kane’s £100million move to Bayern Munich.

Virgil BAN Dijk - KOP STAR IS LOSING THE PLOT

LESS than 12 months ago, Virgil van Dijk was being lauded as the biggest peacemaker since Mahatma Gandhi.

Carlos gets it Sainz and sealed for Monza pole

CARLOS SAINZ edged out Max Verstappen by just 0.013 seconds to take pole position in front of the delighted Ferrari faithful at the Italian Grand Prix.

THE NEED FOR SPEED

Gus could be new Archer

Lions shame

CUBS BEING BRED FOR TROPHY HUNT SICKOS

SPOT THE BALD

Fans are losing their hair following footie

BUZZ OFF!

Warning as Asian hornets kill bees & eat honeycomb

Ricky: I was on 20 pints a day!

HITMAN’S BOOZE AND DRUG FIGHT

PRICE IS WRITE

A-list actors flog £200 signatures

I will be so happy changing nappies

JOEL’S JOY OVER TOT

I'M PARANOID ABOUT ALIENS

Terrified Ozzy on mission to find E.T

BOZO: MY QUEEN STRIP TEASER

BORIS Johnson says the late Queen asked him “were you naked” when he told her he had a nightmare about being late to see her.

MoD HACKED

Fears over secrets of nuke subs

HOTTER THAN HAWAII

UK sizzles in 800-mile Spanish plume

I'M Pig DADDY

Voice star Rich is ‘just like’ his porky character