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GIANNOTHER PLANET

Messi and Mbappe have saved smug Infantino from World Cup disaster

ROCK 'N' STROLL FOR QUO ROSSI

Treat is cheese butty

Appal Hollywood

HE DUNKS HIS CROISSANTS & UPSETS MARY

Modric and Co taking inspiration from war heroes

LUKA MODRIC believes the Croatian fight for independence is driving them to take on the world.

Genius is willing to risk it all

ANGRY MESSI MISSION

TRAITORS AT THE 'GATE' OF RETURN

Claudia’s new hit mega-hit here to stay

RENTA XMAS

Frugal families hire all things festive

Where is Hancock's humility? – ALASTAIR CAMPBELL ON ‘RIDICULOUS’ COCO

ALASTAIR Campbell has blasted Matt Hancock’s “ridiculous” stint on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!

Police play ball with footie ace

HERE’S a tip for you next time your house is burgled – tell them you’re a super-rich footballer.

SMART, FUNNY & A UNIQUE TALENT

RUTH MADOC 1943-2022 | Hi-de-Hi! legend dies at 79 after fall and surgery

Del Bah humbug to Xmas JASON'S A GRINCH

DEL Boy star Sir David Jason is a Grinch.

'100 STREP A DEATHS RISK'

Doctor: Throw out toothbrush

PENALTIES! YET AGAIN!

3 Lions out as Kane unable from spot

Pivac pain

BUT WELSH BOSS WANTS TO STAY FOR WORLD CUP

ED'S BOK TO SQUARE ONE

Twickers hits boos for Jones flops

WORLD BEATERS

Tyson's out to show he and the 3 Lions are

NEO-NAZI SCUMBAGS TARGET CHILD GAMERS

Holocaust tasks and recruit bids

EARTH MOVED ON MY PLANET SEX..

Cara has orgasm while making sex doc

HARRICANE

Dumbledore hellraiser's ghost came pack as a raging storm storm

Hugh hates dad dance ...Actually HUGH Grant loathed film-

HUGH Grant loathed filming his iconic dad dance scene from Love Actually even though it's become his most famous comedy film moment.

ELTON: MY VOICE IS GOOD AS EVER

SIR Elton John says his voice is as good as ever – thanks to his writing partner.

FREE AND EASY

Saudis will splash cash for Ronaldo

Messi keeping the dream alive

VICTORY IN HONOUR OF MARADONA

Ban call as sixth Katie animal dies

KATIE Price is facing a petition demanding she is banned from getting any more pets after a sixth animal she owned died.

'Agony' of Queen's final year

THE Queen is feared to have quietly fought an agonising cancer battle in the final year of her life.

BRONSON STAYS BANGED UP FOR CHRISTMAS

BRITAIN'S \"most violent prisoner\" is fuming after a delay in his parole meeting means he will miss Christmas dinner with his mum.

Tributes as rugby great Weir dies

RUGBY hero Doddie Weir has died at the age of 52.

THE LAST CHANTS SALOON

Brits now face ARREST if they sing loud or wear fancy dress

Adele: I've worked my a*** off

ADELE says she worked her \"a***\" off to deliver her critically acclaimed Las Vegas show and claimed any attempt to play in January would have been a disaster.

MY COP IDOL

Cowell's a big fan of Agatha sleuth Poirot