EAGER EAGLE DAD TAKES ORPHAN UNDER HIS WING!

Bachelor bird once tried to incubate rock

IS THIS ANCIENT STATUE PROOF OF TIME TRAVEL?

Greek relic appears to show woman using laptop computer

SMARMY SAJAK IS TOTAL TURKEY

Wants neck op to fix his wattle

KING HITS MEGHAN WHERE IT HURTS!

Commandeers U.S. prime time as she sulks in the shadows

THE WORMS UNDER EPSTIEIN'S ROCKS!

CIA chief, bankers & college elitists exposed in perv's damning diaries

THE FARCE IS WITH THEM!

Vicious feud rips Carrie's family apart

RYAN PLOTS TALK SHOW COMEBACK!

Aims to beat the girls at own game

TAY TAY IS ADDICTED TO LOVE!

TAYLOR SWIFT’s quickie rebound with Brit rocker Matty Healy has concerned friends and family fearing she needs to do some serious solo soul-searching instead of constantly running from man to man, spies say!

TOP GUN TOM FALLS HARD FOR SEXY SHAKIRA!

But beauty fears rebound romance

CNN STAFF CELEBRATES DIVA DON'S DEPARTURE!

Throwing huge party in fired host's dishonor

JERRY SPRINGER DIED DETESTING ICONIC TV SHOW

Believed he destroyed American CULTURE!

POPE SENDS SLEUTHS TO HUNT ANGELS & DEMONS!

Weeping Mary statue is a fake but possessions are on the rise

DENNIS FRANZ HATES TV COPS!

NYPD Blue icon rejects all offers to play lawmen

TRUMP TRIAL SEPARATION!

Melania heads for Europe after Donald's sleazy sex scandals

WIFE'S WINGS CLIPPED AFTER PARROT DEATH

BOOZY Florida birdbrain Suzanne Mulalley got her feathers ruffled and fatally shot her pet parrot during a family squabble, lawmen say.

LAWNMOWER KILLER CUT DOWN TO SIZE!

IOWA dirtbag Nery Lopez Morales will spend up to five decades behind bars for using a shotgun to kill his neighbor in a fight over a lawnmower!

KING'S PARANOIA STRIKES DEEP!

Charles convinced conspiracy is trying to undermine his reign

Blake Shelton GAME SHOW IS TOTAL GAS!

Raising stink with foul emissions!

FOX ON BRINK OF BLOODBATH!

Staffers worry Tucker is just the first star to get the ax

JACK CLEANS UP HIS ACT!

Goes public for the first time in 18 months after shocking photos

BUBBLES HITS THE BIG 4-0!

Bash for Jackson chimp is a thriller

MAN-EATER ANGIE  HUNGERING FOR MARRIED CRAIG!

HOLLYWOOD homewrecker Angelina Jolie has a secret crush on her old costar Daniel Craig, according to sources who say she couldn’t give a rat’s booty that the James Bond hunk is happily married to English stunner Rachel Weisz!

RAMPAGING BEAR BUZZING ON COKE!

Crazed critter consumes 69 cans of soda

MY PILLOW GUY IN $5M JAM OVER ELECTION LIES!

MY PILLOW blowhard Mike Lindell had the stuffing knocked out of his credibility when he was ordered to pay $5 million to a computer wiz who debunked his false data related to the 2020 presidential election!

OBAMA DRAMA BLINDSIDES BIDEN!

Rebel Dems beg Michelle to run for White House

LAKE SERIAL KILLER TERRORIZES TEXAS!

RESIDENTS of party-hardy Austin, Texas, are living in terror as a body believed to be the eighth victim of a serial killer chillingly dubbed the \"Rainey Street Ripper\" has been fished out of a local lake!

FIRED TUCKER GOT TRUMPED!

Carlson's jabs at ex-president helped seal fate

FACELIFT MADE ME A MONSTER!

Sharon O FINALLY confesses

BRAWL IN THE FAMILY!

Charles' & Camilla's sons trade potshots as new feud explodes

BALDWIN PLOTS REVENGE AFTER DODGING BULLET

Movie manslaughter charge tossed out