STREISAND SNICKERS AT COUGAR CHER!

Thinks rival diva’s being ridiculous with young stud, 36

HARRY & MEGHAN'S DO-OR-DIE CASH GRAB!

Desperate duo tries to woo royals in bid to keep profits rolling

BRITNEY THROWS TOXIC TANTRUMS AS SAM RUNS OFF!

Freaking because young hubby is 2,500 miles away

NICK CALLS A TRUCE WITH ROBERTS!

Lyle Lovett and Julia divorced in 1995

NUDIE BEHAR'S CO-STARS AIN'T ENJOYING VIEW!

Sick of her baring the naked truth

ANISTON TOO BORING & OLD FOR MAYER!

John talking trash after new hookup

CARS' OCASEK WAS PORIZKOVA POISON

Paulina says her rocker hubby cost her friends and work

STALLONE UNDER WIFE'S THUMB!

Mr. Macho turns mellow fellow

Being fat is a brain disorder!

\"We believe public health interventions to curb the worldwide obesity epidemic would benefit by considering obesity as a neurodevelopmental disorder.\"

Men age four times faster!

Researcher Anna Kankaanpää suggests the \"beneficial effects of the female sex hormone estrogen\" may be responsible.

WARNING! COVID'S MUTATING AGAIN!

New SYMPTOMS you need to know

NEW UFOS ARE REALLY CHINESE SPY DRONES!

Pentagon spills the beans on enemy arsenal

RUDE GORILLA GIVES GIRLS THE BIRD!

Sisters interrupt his celery snack

KITCHEN QUEENS STIR UP HOLIDAY FOOD FIGHT!

Martha, Giada & Rachael all want to prove they're the toast of town

HARRY WINS NAME GAME FOR WRONG REASONS!

PRINCE HARRY'S upcoming memoir, Spare, is perfectly titled, but probably not for the reason he intended.

TOUCHDOWN TOM RAN OUT OF MIRACLES!

Attempt to save marriage was too little, too late

LOSER CUOMO'S TACKY TANTRUM

Chris is the host of CUOMO on News Nation

NAUGHTY BAD SANTA IS NICE!

Santa finds he has a redeeming soft spot after all when he defends a bullied kid!

CANCELED KANYE'S BIGGEST REGRET

West whines he can't score supermodels

BITCHY BECKHAM GALS WON'T LET IT GO!

THE ditzy catfight between pampered rich gals Victoria Beckham and daughter-in-law Nicola Peltz has hit a new level of pettiness as the younger beauty fired off yet another salvo of slime.

GUYS FRAMED FOR MALCOLM X HIT WIN $36M PAYOFF

Black leader Malcolm X was gunned down in NYC in 1965

GHISLAINE MAXWELL TURNS SWINGER BEHIND BARS, TOO

Jeffrey Epstein's madam jogs and plays softball in the prison yard

DOLLY'S DARKEST DAYS

Retires from tours to stay home with Alzheimer's patient husband Carl Dean

DAD & GRANNY BUSTED FOR KIDNAPPING AUTISTIC BOY

A KIDNAPPED autistic Florida six-year-old was found safe in Canada following a two-month hunt and the boy's dad and grandma were busted for the snatch, say cops.

MY SERIAL KILLER DAD MURDERED 70 GALS!

I helped hide their corpses

ROSIE O DUMPS LATEST LOVER!

O'Donnell and massage therapist Aimee Hauer are no longer together

JUDI DENCH GOING BLIND

\"I have a photographic memory so a person saying to me, 'This is your line,' I can do that!\"

DONALD & MELANIA LIVING SEPARATE LIVES!

New White House run threatens to destroy marriage!

JERRY LEE LEWIS' CLAN TORN APART OVER $10M WILL!

Why The Killer's widow & kids are fighting mad

PROOF PUTIN HAS PARKINSON'S!

Leaked Kremlin emails detail battle with deadly disease