PHONY KATY CONFESSES TO CLUB SCAM!

IF IMITATION is the best form of flattery, then actress Zooey Deschanel was thrilled to learn pop star Katy Perry scammed her way into nightclubs by pretending to be the New Girl TV star.

KANSAS KIRSTIE QUAKING IN HER BOOTS!

Freaks after quitting L.A. to escape tremblers

HARRY RISKS HIS TITLES IF HE BECOMES U.S. CITIZEN

PRINCE HARRY and his high living wife, Meghan, will finally cut all ties to royalty — and lose their cash-spinning titles — if he follows through with a vow to become a U.S. citizen, sources tell GLOBE.

GHISLAINE MAXWELL 'IS A PSYCHOPATH!'

Prosecutor blasts Epstein madam as too risky to go free

CHARLIE SHEEN HITS HARD TIMES!

HIV-positive party animal claims he’s blacklisted

BEAUTY IN SUITCASE MURDER CRACKED!

Ex-beau busted 19 years after BODY FOUND

10 Things You Don't Know About Gordon Ramsay

Hotheaded celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay brings his fiery temper back to TV this month for season 19 of Hell’s Kitchen, which was filmed at his restaurant of the same name in Las Vegas. Here are ten things you don’t know about the 54-year-old foodie.

ROSWELL UFO CRASH: TRUTH AFTER 74 YEARS

Military investigator’s newly discovered diary blows lid off cover-up

SUSAN SARANDON, 74, KISSES MEN GOODBYE!

Dudes just don’t measure up to her high standards

TYRANT TOM GOES OUT OF CONTROL!

Staffers quit over movie set rages

TACKY TIGER CREEPS OUT EX-WIFE ELIN!

SERIAL cheater Tiger Woods is trying to weasel his way back into the life of ex-wife Elin Nordegren — but he’s hit a brick wall with her lover and new baby daddy, gigantic football hunk Jordan Cameron, sources spill.

BLAKE FREAKS AS GWEN CHASES ANOTHER GUY!

No Doubt singer Stefani wants to create new music and take space from Blake, sources dish

SHIA'S PRIVATE TEMPLE OF DOOM!

Indiana Jones gig derailed by abuse scandal

MONEY TO BURN!

How twisted Tyson blew through $1.1M in just 90 MINUTES

BEATRICE SINKS DAD ANDREW'S SEX ALIBI!

Daughter can’t recall party prince claims proves he wasn’t with Epstein’s teen slave

TOO TALL BANDIT RIDING HIGH!

Making short work of FBI since 2009

PAT SAJAK'S WHEEL OF PAIN!

Fears beloved host is suffering a tragic nervous breakdown

WHINER WEEKND SHOULD GET LOST!

SEEMS like there can’t be an entertainment awards show without some kind of silly controversy — now it’s the Grammys’ turn.

KOBE BRYANT & DAUGHTER DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE!

Gianna and Kobe died while on their way to a girls’ basketball tournament

I WAS FRIENDS STAR PERRY'S REGNANT RUG MULE!

Kayti Edwards claims addict Matthew TOOK 80 VICODINS A DAY

MARTHA COMES CLEAN AT LAST!

Still doesn’t talk to ex-hubby & has fond memories of federal prison

EPSTEIN MADAM'S PRISON NIGHTMARE

Ghislaine Maxwell loses 15 lbs. and going bald as she lives in terror

ELLEN & PORTIA MARRYING AGAIN!

Talk queen insists on renewing vows after nightmare year

AYKROYD PLANS OWN FUNERAL!

Ghostbuster is obsessed with death

ALEX TREBEK FINALLY RAN OUT OF LUCK

WHEN Alex Trebek began hosting Jeopardy! in 1984, he was perceived as more beefcake than brainpower, with his good looks, thick mustache, and “maybe-permed” hair! But the Canadian-born philosophy graduate — who spoke six languages — was no dummy!

KELLY GETS THE KIDS, HUBBY WANTS CASH!

Ugliest divorce in showbiz gets NASTIER!

MEGHAN UNDER FIRE FOR BABY BOMBSHELL

Fears Harry’s wife went public with miscarriage ews as shocking PR stunt

PAUL'S BATTLING BRAIN BEETLES!

McCartney admits he’s lost memory, uses teleprompter to sing greatest hits

SHREWISH SHARON ON SHAKY GROUND!

She’s catching heat as Talk’s ratings tank

WISEGUY SAMMY IS FULL OF BULL!

MOB rat Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano has whacked a Gambino wiseguy’s bid to get his murder conviction tossed!