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ZACH ZAPPED OVER HORNDOG HUSH MONEY!

Chickenfry clucks he offered her $12M to zip it

RIRI BEDAZZLES BANK ACCOUNT AS MUSIC DIES!

R&B superstar turned beauty and fashion mogul Rihanna may be ditching making hits to focus on bringing in the Benjamins with her burgeoning cosmetics and lingerie empires!

FINAL CALL FOR WILLIE!

Last one standing is wobbly after country legends die

GEORGE OF THE BUNGLE!

Clooney marriage on edge after his poor stab at politics

JILL'S $15M TELL-ALL A REAL COUP FOR JOE!

Wants to settle scores with Biden bashers

HARRIS BOOZE MELTDOWN!

Fears she's handling election night disaster by knocking 'em back

BIDEN'S SICK SECRET: THINGS ARE WORSE THAN WE KNOW!

Ailing prez hides deadly decline

SCIENTISTS PROBE LIFE ON URANUS!

ALL tasteless jokes aside, scientists say they’ve cracked the mystery of the possibility of life on Uranus!

SURFER SURVIVES 2ND SHARK ATTACK -AT SAME BEACH!

Cheats death after beast shreds his feet

BEN BEGS GARNER TO SET HIM UP!

Can't seem to find a smart sober woman on his own

SAVANNAH & JENNA KISS UP TO HODA!

Today hosts switch tactics as they worry about tomorrow

KOTB DETOXES FROM CATTY COLLEAGUES!

HAPPY Hoda Kotb is counting the days to her exit from the Today show and insiders say she has already started washing the gig outta her hair by focusing on herself, her two daughters — and a new life that is free of stress and her catty co-workers Savannah Guthrie and Jenna Bush Hager!

TOGETHERNESS SPLITTING REX & REBA APART!

He needs a break from smother love

LUPONE BOOED IN B'WAY BATTLE!

Curtain rises on dueling divas in racial dispute

DENCH LOSES ZEST FOR LIFE!

Maggie's death is last straw for aging icon

PALS ROAST MARTHA FOR ANGER ISSUES!

Even Snoop dogs hothead to get help

KENNEDY LINK TO MARILYN'S DEATH!

JFK & RFK drove vulnerable vixen to despair with sex shenanigans

SHARP CASHIER GAL SAVES DELI'S BACON!

A KNIFE-WIELDING bandit promptly abandoned his bid to rob a deli in Argentina when a fast-thinking female cashier brandished her badass attitude — and an even bigger blade!

WIGGED-OUT THIEVES IN $1.7M GEM HEIST!

Two suspects caught livin' large, third still on the lam

CAITLYN'S FACE IS MELTING!

Unfiltered photo exposes saggy truth

WEATHERLY'S JUMBO EGO ON THE LOOSE!

TV DETECTIVE Michael Weatherly is loving his slim, hunky new bod, but sources say it has ballooned his already monster ego — and the NCIS stud is swaggering around, acting more important and entitled than ever!

FAT MATT GIVES UP!

HOW is HE doing? Not great! Fed-up Friends alum Matt LeBlanc has realized he no longer needs to be camera-ready and is said to be ready to quit Hollywood while he lets himself go to pot, insiders reveal!

COSTNER'S PROMO NO-NO!

Pans Yellowstone ads & ungrateful co-stars

BIDEN WHITE HOUSE'S SHOCKING COLLAPSE!

How aging prez lost control in swirl of chaos & betrayal!

KING CHARLES' DYING WISH - STICKING IT TO ANDREW

Determined to boot disgraced prince from luxury digs

BRAD BEGS ANGIE: LET ME SEE MY KIDS!

Desperate dad waves white flag

KANYE'S NEARLY NUDE NUPTIALS!

Kim RSVPs no to ex's plan to re-wed Bianca

BURGER MURDER FUGITIVE CAUGHT AFTER 3 MONTHS ON THE LAM

A TEXAS teen girl — who has been the state’s most wanted fugitive in connection with the brutal July 7 slaying of the manager of a burger eatery — has finally been arrested three months after the fast-food fiasco!

SOFÍA BRANDED UNDATEABLE!

SOFÍA VERGARA is going back to the drawing board after parting ways with surgeon boyfriend Justin Saliman but that might be easier said than done — GLOBE has learned she’s earning a reputation for being impossible to date!

TAYLOR & TRAVIS DON'T ADD UP!

Numerologist sees trouble for power pair