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One Ell of a win

ONESMOOTH OPERATOR lived up to his name when cruising through to claim an emotional victory in the Jenningsbet Northumberland Plate Handicap for Newcastle-born trainer Brian Ellison.

SILLY WONKA

Shoppers film brazen thief stuffing chocs into holdall

Menace of Brit Magoos

TOO VAIN FOR SPECS

UNBUGLIEVABLE

Brits mistake spiders & beetles for parasites

'GAFFER' HARRY SELLS HOL GAFF

He's owned pad 20yrs & never seen it

Why dad dancing's a good move

BRENT BOPPERS 'VIRILE'

Gull's drop shot!

BIRD POOS ON TENNIS ACE'S BED

2.6M BRITS IRON KECKS

We steam in secret

Beerfore Christ

ALE BOFFIN'S RECREATED ANCIENT EGYPTIAN BREW

Good Life Lacey

EASTENDERS STAR LOVES GARDENING

We'll find you, Jay..

'MASSIVE SEARCH' FOR BRIT

STEP ON FIRE

Mondays Bez 'is a walking miracle'

BINFACE: I'LL NATIONALISE ADELE & SAVE UK ECONOMY

Count's election pledge

IT'S GOT WILDER

Prem battle so tough

The office porkin' lot

STAFF ROMP AT LUNCH

in Kicked head & I woke up sounding French..

RARE SYNDROME AFTER HORROR MMA INCIDENT

Bog roll thieves are a wipemare

NATION OF PETTY CROOKS

Grown-up toy boom

OVER-12S PAY TO PLAY

BRITS WINNING SUNBED WARS

Six in ten bag lounger by the pool

Vets call bailiffs in bills clawback

OWNERS DITCHING PETS AFTER OPS

EARMAGEDDON

Lughole fungi sparks 'Last Of Us' warning

Baby Reingear

MARTHA STYLE QUEEN

URI: ALIEN FURY OVER TARQUINS

Stonehenge attack huge insult to E.T

SCORE-CHIO!

AS LANDLORDS LOOK FORWARD TO BONANZA

Harry Kecknapp

FOOTIE LEGEND: I WORE SAME 'LUCKY PANTS' FOR 11 GAMES by

JAY DAD: I WANT MY BOY BACK

Family join hunt for teen

STAMP IT OUT

Racist abuse has to stop now - Rose

AIM FOR ARCHER

Jofra needs big Tests during summer

Open ended

WOODS TO FINISH YEAR IN UK

TV Burp Harry's warts & all debut

STAR'S LOO TRAUMA