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FOLK WITH LEAST HAD CUT OF £2K

'Poorest families' hit hard

THREE & EASY

Erik's planning treble to help deliver success

A LONG-TERM EMERY GLOSS

Daley hails Unai's staving power

REES-MOGG..THE SEX GOD

Mums: 'We're Jacob crackers'

Bonk for Britain

'NEED TO BREED ..OR COUNTRY COULD GO BUST'

Invasion of alien fungi

MUSHROOMS 'AN ECO DISASTER'

KIM'S NUMBER 2s

Dictator's poo balloons hit South Korea AGAIN

Woohoo smelt it dealt it!

YVETTE IS HAUNTED BY CREW'S GHOSTLY GUFFS

THE SWARMEST SUMMER EVER

Brits armed for hornet invasion

Gareth footie knit's a winner

FANS GO MAD FOR 'GRANDPA' LOOK

JOE PEESQUALE

Stars flee tub as icy water leaves comic caught short

5 MORE YEARS OF HORIZON

Post Office keeps scandal IT system

BOZO: DON VICTIM OF 'MAFIA HIT'

Hush money case 'nonsense'

HAG CALL TO MAKE

Now Pep gives his backing to Erik

Bosh Buttler!

TOP KNOCK JOS JOY FOR JOFRA

Rich pickings

ROSALLION STARS FOR HANNON

WARM HANDS LUKE..

My hand dryer reviews are just a lot of hot air!

TURDWATCH

Uni orders students to shut their windows as pigeons poo in rooms

Brits going back to the Seventeas..

RETURN OF BLANCMANGE AND ARCTIC ROLLS

Hedgehogs `will be extinct in 10 years'

PRICKLY FUTURE FOR GARDEN FAVOURITES AS NUMBERS SLUMP

They went in different directions..

EAMONN & RUTH DIVORCE SHOCK

EXTERMINAITED

Expert says big tech hiding risk to human future

Working Fat Home

OFFICE HEALTHIER FOR STAFF

10MIN QUICKIE BLEW MY MIND

Woman's memory wiped by orgasm

CHINESE GO MAD FOR JEZZA'S FARM

Millions love Diddly disasters

BRITS SUP FOR A HUGE PARTY

Revellers' 60m-pint weekend

Binface: I'll take out the Tory trash..

SPACE WARRIOR VERSUS BIGGLES

PLUNDERWALL

Stars' desperate quest for booze among the pews

KNIFED TO DEATH ON THE BEACH

Police arrest suspect, 17

THIS IS ARNEFIELD

Jurg: It's all set for Slot to be a success