WHY DO THEY SAY 'Drink like a fish'? Do fish drink? Google defines the phrase as 'To consume excessive amounts of alcohol. In that case, there is another unique species to whom it would fit better: The Malayali Man. There are two places where you can get a sighting of this species in its natural habitat. One is at a wedding. How do you spot him? He is the mustachioed alpha male you see by the bar, belting out old melodies while balancing an aged bottle of brandy on his head.
He is not necessarily handsome, but going by his swagger, he obviously thinks he is. Three drinks down, his voice starts slurring (which is a badge of honour among the Brotherhood of the Wasted). Four drinks down, he starts a competition with his companions: whose humour is the raunchiest? The standard is very high. No one does raunch as well as the Malayali machan.
This story is from the August 20, 2023 edition of THE WEEK India.
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