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I fought off cheese-mad psycho qull

FRANK, 71, TELLS THIEF 'NO WHEY..'

Brit mauled by shark on Tobago beach fights for life

HE WAS ONLY YARDS FROM SHORE

Cushty to copy Del Boy

WE'RE ALL 'FOOLS'

BACON SARNIES 'BROWN BREAD'

Say no to 'pomegranate on butties'

Getaway drivers

370 CARS STOLEN EVERY DAY BUT COPS CATCH JUST 1 IN 30 THIEVES

SMELLS FISHY!

£250k dolphin poo study*

Incredible to see dad walking & drug free

MY JOY, BY CHRISTINE

SHAZZA: I'M SHRINKING

Star has lost 2in in height

There are starmen waiting in the sky

BRIT MAJOR TIM TELLS GROUND CONTROL: ALIENS EVERYWHERE..

IT'S A MAD MAD MAY ON THE WAY

Washout then heatwave

Rentaguff Chris

BIGGINS: I LET RIP SHOOTING KIDS TV SHOW

SPAM RAIDERS

Rise of OAP shoplifters as thefts crisis hits a new low

PIZZA FROM USA SAYS ITALY PROF

Italian boffin has upset his countrymen by claiming pizza as we know it was invented in America.

PURRFECT DAY

Owners take cats on trips to seaside

GULL SWOOPED ON MY SAVELOY

Pecker shocker for naturists

Carlo swipe

REAL BOSS HITS OUT BEFORE CLASICO

Vard luck story

JAMIE HEADS FOXES WINNER AFTER SPOT OF BOTHER

ASSISTER ACT 4

Mbeumo lays on the goals as Bees sting Hatters

Burnglee

CLARETS BLUNT BLADES AGAIN

BOTTLERS to BATTLERS

Arteta's Gunners show they are ready to fight to end

REAL CHATTY MAN

Hey Jude, there's no need to avoid talking to the Press, you are an impressive young star destined to captain England

KEEP COOL SAYS MAX

MAX VERSTAPPEN is eager to see an end to the civil war at Red Bull so he can focus on landing his fourth F1 title.

Family guy

MARK DOING IT FOR WIFE

ITCH & SHOUT

Macca's secret dash to Scots chemist after catching crabs

X-FILES GILL: FANS TATTOO MY FACE ON THEIR BUMS

Truth is out rear

ARIES SIGN OF THE LOVE RAT

They get bored of bonking & move on

HOW YOUR DAILY STAR Sunday HELPED EXPOSE PAEDO GLITTER

We tracked down victim

BRUNO'S BANANA DRAMA!

Crazy nights out with the band put me off booze-ups for good

Shaz: I want a very big pet cat..

PLAN TO BUY A TIGER

SUMMER FLOODIN'

It's the sunshine we want!