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TIME'S RIGHT TO GIVE US ALL A REAL BREAK SAYS JAMES MINER

S'HAMPTON v LIVERPOOL, ST MARY'S > TODAY, KO 4.30PM

Double trouble

LEVY & RADRIZZANI CAN COMPARE NOTES ON A DISASTROUS SEASON

HAM'S STRUNG

Lewis' car problems

A coast to toast

Marjorie Yue flies into the new TUI airport for Florida holidays and cruises

Catch of the day

THE LITTLE MERMAID

GROW FOR IT

Outstanding arrivals made debuts at the annual show

HUCKNALL'S HAIRGROUND ATTRACTION

Mick: I Simply dread music's baldy singers

Simple ways to SAVE ££££££s on your bills

THERE IS GOVERNMENT SUPPORT AVAILABLE FOR YOUR ENERGY BILLS - AND BEING SMART CAN ALSO HELP SAVE YOU HUNDREDS OF POUNDS

Belinda still Go Going..

'QUIT PLANS ON HOLD'

BRITAIN'S THICKEST THIEVES!

Dimwits hired car with a tracker for burglaries

Luna-Tiks taking over the asylum

I'VE always hated those chuggers who infest the high street.

CROW BARRED

Birds attack locals who try to walk past school

Ghoul kicks off

ACE JERMAINE: FOUL-MOUTHED GHOST CALLED ME D*CKHEAD

A mountain of facts

EVEREST... 70 YEARS ON

PHIL'S HURT ME

Holly: He's told me lies

Al forecast gloomy on work front

WEATHER forecasting is the latest job at risk from artificial intelligence.

I fancy a nice Sunday roast!

COR-PHEW! Daytrippers pack the beach at Brighton as the nation basks in temperatures hotter than Corfu.

Swimmers in vampire fish terror

3FT BLOODSUCKERS INVADE RIVERS

BIG BUM AL'S TROUSERS ARE CUSTOM MADE

LORD Sugar says he can't buy off-the-peg trousers because his bum is \"too big\".

Arnie can't terminate getting old

MOVIE legend Arnold says he Schwarzenegger consulted boffins to try to reverse ageing.

CHIPPIES FACE A BATTERING

Cost of spuds hits takeaways

Bozo: It's stitch-up on Covid

BORIS \"Bozo\" Johnson has branded claims of more rule-breaking during the pandemic as \"nonsense\".

Bez: No one believes I'm speaking English

MONDAYS MAN'S LINGO LESSON

WITH GRAVY & I

Richard E. Grant scoffed 6 roast dinners a week

Racist AI fury

'THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FACES ARE ALL WHITE'

Giles killed birds with his air rifle

GOGGLEBOX star Giles Wood has confessed he used to kill birds as a boy.

BUILDER'S TEA GONE OFF BOIL

End for milk & 2 sugars

Haaland's Minecraft 'shame'

GOAL machine Erling Haaland has revealed an pastime of treble-chasing \"embarrassing\" playing Minecraft.

ZOMBIE GULLS HIGH ON SPICE

Terrified junkies' stash nicked

Bill: Jones a cig burn prankster

BILL Wyman says former Rolling Stones bandmate Brian Jones used to stub out cigarettes on his hands.