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JOS: LOSE AND I'LL BE AN AF-GONER

JOS BUTTLER knows his fate as England captain could be sealed by the outcome of today's Champions Trophy clash against Afghanistan but has put it to the back of his mind.

Eddie ready for fast lane

EDDIE HOWE has warned Liverpool that the day Newcastle can compete with the Anfield giants on and off the pitch is fast approaching.

DECISION TIME

Pep: KDB has to make own choice

BOYS IN THE BUBBLE

Ruben stars immune to cuts

'Dance instinct' evolved

THE urge to dance is an \"automatic\" human instinct, boffins claim.

Ruud on the climb

RUUD VAN NISTELROOY insists his Leicester side are capable of clambering their way to safety.

GEORGE IS STILL KING FOR EARL

BEN EARL has extended his membership of the Jamie George fan club following the former skipper's rebound from losing the captaincy.

SARR CHECKS IN

Ismaila best by VAR on Villa off night

SESSEGNON IS MAN OF THE MINUTE

RYAN SESSEGNON came in from the cold to catch Vitor Pereira's men napping twice.

Aless-on to learn

ALESSIA RUSSO hopes the aftermath of the Luis Rubiales trial brings about \"change\".

Rod lad in rehab for pills

SIR Rod Stewart's son Sean has checked himself into rehab for a pill addiction following a \"family intervention\", pals say.

Ange can Tel starlet has got it

ANGE POSTECOGLOU believes \"really outstanding\" Mathys Tel will show his worth to Tottenham once his fitness levels hit the required standard.

Reynolds 'lawyer' apology

Jonathan Reynolds has apologised for claiming to be a solicitor despite not finishing his training.

VAR CRASH

VAR's handling of that late Everton penalty against Man United was messed up - Paul Scholes-sucking-his daughter's-toes levels of messed up.

UNLEASH SHELL

Benn left with egg on face

MOYES LAYS IT ON LINE

DAVID MOYES admits some of his Everton squad are playing for their futures in their remaining games.

My life controlled by a vicious lover

UNABLE TO HAVE ANY FUN

Harsh reality

MOST girls would rather be boffins, lawyers or archaeologists than reality stars.

Body in US hols mystery

THE remains of a Brit who went missing on holiday in Florida more than two years ago have been found.

Ghost of Ollie Hardy haunts Hi-de-Hi! star

SPOOKY VISIT TO THEATRE FOR FAN JEFF

Ismael's ordered

BLACKBURN are confident Valerien Ismael can get their promotion push back on track after naming him as manager.

I can't forgive her sexy pics

A FEW days ago, I caught my girlfriend taking naked self-ies. She was writhing around on the bathroom floor.

Logan's cursed

BRIAN Cox has revealed that strangers often come up to him in the street and say \"Can you tell us to 'f*** off?' like Logan Roy\".

COOKING UP HELP WHERE IT'S NEEDED

Schoolkids get free fruit and veg

Welbeck whips in a winner

DANNY WELBECK proved to be Brighton's supersub as he netted a crucial winner just three minutes after coming on.

Richard 'shot at by dad'

RICHARD Ε. Grant claimed his dad tried to shoot him.

WORKOUT SHOWS FINE CONSTITUTION

SUPERSTAR hurdler Constitution Hill left Nicky Henderson purring after a \"frightening\" racecourse gallop at Kempton yesterday.

Boring Belgium gets even duller

NOW THEY CAN'T DRINK FISH

Hunted man in plunge

A MAN who died after falling onto a motorway had been confronted by online paedophile hunters a day earlier, it is believed.

Killer of burglar send off

MOURNERS gathered at the funeral of farmer Tony Martin, who was jailed after shooting dead a teenage burglar in 1999.