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MCGINN DEMAND

Unai wants Mr Consistent back

You can't style it out Ange

SPURS' ROLLER-COASTER SEASON STUCK IN A LOOP

Mateta can get better...

OLIVER GLASNER believes Crystal Palace fans are now about to see the best of striker JeanPhilippe Mateta.

HAIL OF THE CENTURY

Brook puts latest ton right at top of his all-time list

Britain needs more builders TO BOOST NEW HOMES PLAN

BRITAIN desperately needs more builders, the housing minister has stated.

UK film studios beat Hollywood

PINEWOOD IS A MOVIE MECCA

KILLER CANDLES

Lighting up scented wax 'increases risk of cancer'

BIRD BOFFINS ARE BUNCH OF PECKERS

BARMY boffins have been slammed for publishing a recipe to create a mutated bird flu virus that could lead to another pandemic.

Burger me I've won a £3M home

A NANNY who won a mansion worth £3million on the way to McDonald's celebrated with a Happy Meal.

JUST SLING YER HOOK TV COOK

Just Eat take away role for Gregg Wallace

It Musk be love

ELON'S £250M TO BACK TRUMP WIN

BEWARE OF THE JINGLE BALLS-UP

'Ease off booze at office do'

Spidey sensible

BOFFS: VENOM COULD BE USED TO SAVE US

SUCK UP TO BOSS & GET A TOP JOB

Brown-nosing beats working hard for career

GET REDDY, SET SLOW

Rare weather alert for brutal Darragh

Romania Mrs Brown just a bloke in a wig!

..SAYS BLOKE IN BRENDAN A WIG AFTER FLOGGING HIS TELLY SHOW

KEIR: NO PROMISES ON TAXES

Fear over 'unforeseen' events

GOODI TIMES

Demolition derby of '91 just like a boxing match

IWOBI LIGHTS UP THE COTTAGE

ALEX IWOBI finished as he started to further cement Fulham's status as Brighton's bogey team.

HU'N CRY

TEENAGE defender Dean Huijsen became youngBournemouth's est Premier League goalscorer as toothless Tottenham suffered more set-piece pain.

THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS

Russell and Verstappen row goes into overdrive

BREAKING BAD

King vows to battle back after homecoming horror

EVERYTHING I DREW

Adams selling art by chimps

Boffins find perfect spot for alien life NOW START DIGGING..

BOFFINS have found part of Mars that has the perfect conditions to harbour alien life.

ALL LOOKS A BIT GRIM FOR GREGG

Cooper speaks out as new allegations made

Clean up all your scrap ..OR FACE JAIL SENTENCE

A SCRAP dealer faces jail if he fails to clear up to 600 tonnes of rubbish at a \"beauty spot\".

KING CAN SOLVE PRINCE MYSTERY

Chas urged to approve DNA test on bones

Tulisa's return

STAR FLEES OZ.. BUT WILL BE IN SPECIAL SHOW

Block star Oti's glee

OTI Mabuse beams after thrashing her campmates on I'm A Celebrity.

YMCA is not gay

SAYS 'COP' WHO WROTE TRUMP FAVE POP SONG