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Litter is dumped!

BOFFINS INVENT A VANISHING PLASTIC

KEBABS? WE'VE GOT A SHEDFUL

Dad's Greek taverna in back garden

BOFFS BRING BACK WOOLLY MAMMOTH

Science bid to 'reverse extinction'

FAREWELL TO SHINING STAR

'Suffering horror flick legend dies

Army boss: Get ready for WW3

CHIEF BATTLE CRY

A View to Me..to You to a Kill

CHUCKLE UP TO BE NEW BOND

SEWER RATS MUCK IT UP..AND WE PAY

Five years of water bill rises

THE EDAM BUSTERS!

Watkins shows Dutch who big cheeses are

HE'S OUR KOBBIE DAZZLER

Mainoo at heart of Lions' thrilling present and future

MOVE ALONG THE GUS

Jimmy's party crasher bags seven wickets

FIRM HOPES

Donnacha wants drying conditions for Fortuna

GOSSIP IS YOU CAN'T DO JOB

But boffs say you're fab at parties!

Ratted out for tidying our street

COUPLE ARE FINED 1,200

We can't give up on our fur babies

OWNERS DODGE EUTHANASIA

AI DUMP YOU!

Brits fear lovers will swap them for sexbot

STRICTLY PROBE 'NOT JUST GLO'

Beeb widens inquiry over abuse claims

I'll plan Grande UK tour

BUT IT'S FILMS 1ST

SUNBED WAR

Drones on patrol at hot spots

Family of BBC man's slain

CROSSBOW SUSPECT FOUND IN CEMETERY

Knickers to Jez

DOGGERS AT CLARKSON'S NEW BOOZER

HONOUR ME HEAD SON!

Time to rise for Sir Gareth

OLE OLE OIE OLLIE!

England leave it late.. again, but it's enough

YAMAL IS SWEET 16!

Spain's youngest ever Euros scorer stuns Mbappe & Co

DE VRIJ QUICK STEPS TO THE TOP

Stefan's nifty footwork thanks to ex-Toffee

MARCO'S DUTCH MASTERY

Van Basten conjures up a brilliant hat-trick as mighty Dutch feast on hapless England

LOOK AND URN

Ruthless Stokes targeting Ashes

DANIIL DOWN

Medvedev out to bring Alcaraz to his knees

TV BOOZERS ARE NATION'S LOCAL

Fictional pubs double for real life

PUPPY LOVE

‘Pandemic pooch' owners switch jobs for home time

Tourist trampled to death by elephants

HE LEFT CAR TO TAKE PIC