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KING OF THE HILLI

Prop at top of his game still

Elvis blamed for death of his daughter

'TRAUMA' OF LISA MARIE

BRITALIANS!

Bring on 'la dolce vita' of food, passion and relaxing

Super soaker

GALES AND FLOODS WILL END THE WEEK

VLAD KID CAT BAN..

West plot to dehumanise young

DAN'S DIRE REAR

I keep bog rolls in the fridge after a vindaloo

'I'm sorry I have a German passport.. but I want to make dreams come true

3 LIONS ROLE IS 'HONOUR' FOR TUCHEL

CHECK RACH!

Riddle of Chancellor Reeves' teen chess prowess

Can't get better than a quick keep fitter..

20 SECONDS OF EXERCISE BEATS GYM WORKOUTS

RIGHT TO DIE BASHING FOR ARCHBISHOP

Church leader's claim wrong

'Fans and critics may jump up and down but he loves London and enjoys the English culture

COUP! THOMAS CAN BE A REAL SCORCHER

PRINCE HARRY

Wilson set to take Bale's mantle as pride of Wales

POTTS 'N METTLE

Matthew on the road to being England regular

YOGA MATT

Mind guru reveals how Peet stays out in front

NOT SO GRANDE

Alphonse stripped of Cesarewitch

I'VE SPENT £10,000 ON HOSPITAL FOOD

Omar's love for grub in NHS canteens

Cha Cha Charm

DIANE BURNS HERB TO BEAT BAD VIBES

I'm glad only Dawn died from novichok

MUM: ENOUGH NERVE AGENT TO KILL THOUSANDS

HEY ELON, YOU'VE PINCHED MY BOTS

Director says mogul copied movie designs

'HORRIBLE BOSS' DIDN'T SAY HELLO

Now he'll have to pay compo to colleague

Squirrel nut jobs invade our homes

PESTS WANT TO 'COME IN FROM COLD'

RAZOR SHARP

Ruddock: I cheated on Star xword to beat my Reds mates

WHIFFY WOODY CLEARED CHEERS

Star's vegan parps stopped filming at TV bar

WRECK & RUIN

Storm break-up alert over UK's 10,000 sunken ships

WES: BACK TO WORK FLAB JABS

Meds plan for jobless

'The best candidate should get the job.We'd be in a corner if we didn't open our minds a bit

CARSLEY AGREES FA MUST CONSIDER FOREIGN COACH

IT'S DEAN! EMOTIONAL

Henderson heartbreak before landmark moment for Lions

HARRY SPOTTER

Wilson does the trick for Bellamy

LET'S GIVE 'EM A GLASGOW CRIS

Clarke: Time to get tough

Robbie: Mullet me entertain you

MULHERN GAGGING FOR CHANCE TO BE AN ENGLAND HAIRO