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We'll find you, Jay..

'MASSIVE SEARCH' FOR BRIT

STEP ON FIRE

Mondays Bez 'is a walking miracle'

BINFACE: I'LL NATIONALISE ADELE & SAVE UK ECONOMY

Count's election pledge

IT'S GOT WILDER

Prem battle so tough

The office porkin' lot

STAFF ROMP AT LUNCH

in Kicked head & I woke up sounding French..

RARE SYNDROME AFTER HORROR MMA INCIDENT

Bog roll thieves are a wipemare

NATION OF PETTY CROOKS

Grown-up toy boom

OVER-12S PAY TO PLAY

BRITS WINNING SUNBED WARS

Six in ten bag lounger by the pool

Vets call bailiffs in bills clawback

OWNERS DITCHING PETS AFTER OPS

EARMAGEDDON

Lughole fungi sparks 'Last Of Us' warning

Baby Reingear

MARTHA STYLE QUEEN

URI: ALIEN FURY OVER TARQUINS

Stonehenge attack huge insult to E.T

SCORE-CHIO!

AS LANDLORDS LOOK FORWARD TO BONANZA

Harry Kecknapp

FOOTIE LEGEND: I WORE SAME 'LUCKY PANTS' FOR 11 GAMES by

JAY DAD: I WANT MY BOY BACK

Family join hunt for teen

STAMP IT OUT

Racist abuse has to stop now - Rose

AIM FOR ARCHER

Jofra needs big Tests during summer

Open ended

WOODS TO FINISH YEAR IN UK

TV Burp Harry's warts & all debut

STAR'S LOO TRAUMA

A.I. could give us a woof idea BARKING DECODED

THE latest Artificial Intelligence breakthrough is truly barking... it could work out what dogs say.

KNOCK IT OFF!

RANDY Brits are being disturbed mid-bonk by delivery drivers.

GHOST BUSTED

Download spooks rock out to boy band

LYNX EFFECT

1,000 big cats roaming wild throughout Britain

WE ALL ADORED OUR SUPER-KEV

Loving tributes as footie hero dies aged 54

KATE'S A TROOPER

Brave princess smiles on return

CARRYON UP THE INNUENDO

Bawdy Brit films in line for a reboot

Serbs' top mentalist says we'll lift trophy

SERBIA will get thumped by England today - according to the country's top psychic who claims to be a relative of Nostradamus.

Rolling stoned

KEITH WOKE IN DIFFERENT COUNTRY IN EPIC BENDER

STARMER: I WON'T TAX YOUR HOME

Keir slams 'desperate' claim