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Pining for the fjords? Joey prefers a different f-word

I WISH to register a complaint... no, not about the hackneyed use of old Monty Python references, but the unfair treatment of a gang of potty-mouthed parrots who were condemned to months of isolation at a UK wildlife park.

Dire: hire bikes piled high on London streets

They have transformed the way we get about in our city but the scourge of discarded cycles strewn on our pavements has become an increasing menace. Robbie Griffiths reports

'My biological age is beyond that of my years'

Who are the scientists and thinkers forging new paths for humanity? On our new podcast, Brave New World, David Walliams meets longevity expert Dr David Sinclair

Victoria bloodied and Cook felled in attack by Australia Day protesters

STATUES of Captain James Cook and Queen Victoria were vandalised in Melbourne by anti-colonial protesters ahead of Australia Day.

"The most evil man on the planet'

Caretaker’s son calls for triple killer to get strongest possible sentence

'Unimaginable suffering': Cameron in plea for more aid and pause in conflict

THERE is \"unimaginable\" suffering in Gaza and more must be done to help the Palestinian people trapped in a \"desperate situation\", Lord Cameron warned today.

Pioneering brain device for London boy

A LONDON teenager has become one of the first patients in the world to receive pioneering neurosurgery that will allow doctors to access real-time data from the brain.

Styles 'shaken after stalking incident' as woman held

A WOMAN accused of stalking Harry Styles has been remanded in custody after allegedly causing serious alarm and distress to the pop star.

Knife crime surge

38 offences a day in London as Labour and Tories clash over new measures to tackle the menace of zombie weapons

Wembley - but anything is possible if we play to our best

just like in the Premier League in December, when Marco Silva's side lost 4-3, Liverpool scored two quickfire goals to turn the game around.

POCH ON WELL-TRODDEN PATH AS HE EYES CUP WIN TO SAVE SEASON

CHELSEA made a remarkable habit of winning trophies in even their most disastrous or transitional seasons under Roman Abramovich - and the club has a chance to continue that trend in the new era after reaching the Carabao Cup Final.

BASHIR SAGA COULD HAVE PUT SERIES IN JEOPARDY

») ENGLAND SKIPPER STOKES’ EMOTIONAL RESPONSE AFTER YOUNG SPINNER FORCED THROUGH VISA HOOPS

I would love to bow out winning the Champions League... but I won't be defined by it

FOR Emma Hayes, this season is a long goodbye.

Bashir another pointless victim of India's power game

IN THE week he might easily be trying Test whites for size, Shoaib Bashir has been cut down, a 20-year-old sent home with a dream on hold, the victim in a game of power that only one side has the appetite to play.

Tourists go spin-heavy from start on mission improbable

HAVING been pestered throughout the Bazball era by the question of whether their punchy method might continue to work, England ought to draw fresh conviction from the fact that when it comes to breaching Fortress India, nothing else has.

Tech star Computacenter signals dividends as miners make biggest leaps

ONE of the London market's tech success stories put on another good show for investors today as it revealed a record profit performance in 2023.

Revolution Bars in profit warning as parties fizzle out

SHARES in Revolution Bars plunged as much as 22% this morning after the hospitality chain issued a profit warning over slow January sales and paused all refurbishment spending in a bid to save cash.

Why is everyone using sippy cups, like babies?

WHEN I first began to register Stanley cups and their kin, I thought they were a distinctly lower-end-ofGen Z thing. My 22-year-old friend, who we call \"baby\", has one, which seems fitting.

Farewell to a true icon of the East End

A decade of tI the Glory comes to an end this week weekend as the legendary LGBTQ: pub calls its last orders. Isobel Van Dyke pays tribute and reveals what's next

Greta Gerwig directed a billion-dollar work of art shame on the Oscars

HAT is a film for, in W the end? What is a work of art created for the big screen supposed to do? Don't worry if you're a bit stumped.

Give Heaven a blue plaque, protect Soho's queer spaces and save London's nightlife

I'm not being funny but... London nightlife is in a weird place, aint it? As someone who's been in the industry for over 30 years, I still haven't seen it all.

To get Trump, you have to think of him like Taylor Swift

OWA was a blow-out, and now New Hampshire, Trump's latest decisive win, where nearly three-quarters of Republicans told pollsters they are with him.

Who has the chubby

AN urgent call out to all babyfaced men with acting chops: want to play David Cameron? There are whispers that prolific playwright Jack Thorne, author of the sell-out stage play Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, is helming a new ITV drama about the phone hacking scandal that will feature the Foreign Secretary and former prime minister as a central character.

Finally a wine bar breaking the Hackney formula

WINE-LED sharingplates restaurant\".

Trump tears into 'imposter' Haley as he tightens grip on second run for White House

DONALD TRUMP mocked his \"imposter\" rival Nikki Haley after he triumphed in the New Hampshire primaries to tighten his lock on the Republican nomination for November's White House election.

Sunak's bid to crush coup attempt

Tories rally round premier after call for new leadership by Right-winger

I had to be here, Harry tells Jamaica hosts who want island to be republic

THE Duke and Duchess of Sussex posed for pictures with the Republican prime minister of Jamaica after travelling to the Caribbean for the premiere of a film about Bob Marley.

Hathaway's starring role in Vanity Fair strike

HOLLYWOOD star Anne Hathaway walked out of a Vanity Fair photoshoot in support of striking staff.

Outcry at three deliveries a week plan for post to cut 'unsustainable' costs

POSTAL deliveries would be halved to three days a week to slash the \"unsustainable\" costs of running the service under radical proposals unveiled today.

Hammers on loan in boost for Moyes and midfielder

However, he is yet to start a Premier League game this season, and while he has remained a feature in England squads when fit, Gareth Southgate has warned his players they risk missing out on Euro 2024 if they are not playing regular football.