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HOT AIR BLOWER

Storm Kath blasts Britain

You'll never squawk alone

GULLS ARE FOOTIE FANS

SPUDDY HELL

We've had our chips as weather shrinks taties

Tarby V Tubby

JIM: FAT FELLA IS FUNNY AS A KICK IN BALLS

SECOND MP IN SEXTING HONEYTRAP

Tory was sent 'explicit' pics

AB FAB FOR MCNAMARA

Jordan 'masterclass' tames Wolves

Match of the lay for footie lovers

SCORE IN BROTHEL

ROBBIE: LET ME ENTERTAIN UFO

Singer a 'messenger' for aliens

WE'RE GOING ON BEAVER PATROL!

Race to spot rodents is on

Be free, Paddy, but not under this roof

CHRIS: NO LOVERS AT OUR HOME

YOU OLD FARTS

Shameless Boomers just love to 'let rip'

A BOT AT GLORY

Soldiers shortage tackled with tech

GLAD I COPIED JET AS A GIRL

Mary swung off curtains like idol

We're a knockout on box together

TONY WANTS MORE TV FUN WITH JUNGLE SAM

DEVIL'S WORK

Wanted: Folk to oust Satan and phantoms

130m-pint Easter wahey!

SPRINGIN' TO RESCUE OF PUBS..

Snorederman!

DOZY CAROL A NO-SHOW AT WEDDING

16m miles of council-run routes slashed since 2010

MORE than 90% council-run bus services have been cut across England since 2010.

SI SENIOR!

Innes ensures Tigers avoid Cupset

Mad Max FOR WOLFF ON THE HUNT

MERCEDES chief Toto Wolff is ready to swoop if he thinks there is a chance of three-time World champion Max Verstappen quitting Red Bull.

007 spooks want new Q

JOB FOR BOND-STYLE BOMB BOFFIN

Stacey: My lifts terror

SHE TAKES STAIRS AFTER GETTING STUCK

BRITS LET RIP

We trump world in farting stakes

WHO'S AFRAID OF MR WOLF?

'Dogs bigger danger'

SCROTOX..YOU MAY FFEL A LITTLE PRICK

Blokes go mad for plumper plums jabs

OFF THEIR REDS

United fans top table of drink and drug arrests

BEASTER

Roadworks & strikes to hit big getaway.. then the rain storms roar in

ISIS IN RUSSIA GIG MASSACRE

Jihadis own up but Vlad blames Ukraine

CABIN AND STACEY

£1.4k to cruise with Nessa

OH NO, THE BOSS IS CALLED DAVID..

Gaffers like Brent make most gaffes