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DEVILS ON THE RISE!

Ten Hag insists there's more to do in chase for top four, but...

It's simply red

WIGAN POUNCE AFTER DISMISSAL

Scoopsy daisy...

JOE SLOG A NO-GO

IN FOR THE LONG RUN

Mum does half marathon every day

Love all in day's workie!

BRITS FALL FOR TRADESMEN

BLACKPOOL'S HIT BY RAT INVASION

Seaside town's 'biblical plague'

Behind barbers

LAGS GET CLASSES IN HAIRDRESSING

STAGGERING!

Peter quaffs 55k pints at 23k pubs on 40-year crawl

CLOTHES HORSES OFF AND RUNNING

Tumble dryers too costly

LOVE IS IN EAR FOR TELLY KELLY

Lorraine has thing for Mr Spock

BREAKFAST DONE UP LIKE A KIPPER

Kids spark revival for fishy treat

ROARSOME

Baloo on brink of freedom after 178,000 back campaign

'8 month hay fever' not to be sneezed at

POLLEN AGONY

Kloppelganger

LOOKALIKE'S JOB FEAR AS JURGEN QUITS

RAIL MISERY FOR EASTER PASSENGERS

Strikes & line closures hell

Fae has his eyes on prize

HOSTS Ivory Coast will continue to draw strength from adversity as they seek to complete one of the great Africa Cup of Nations comebacks against Nigeria today.

Jord to get Ajax armband

JORDAN HENDERSON is set to be named the new captain of Ajax.

Rod Star

MUNIZ TURNS ON THE MAGIC

TIME TO MOVE ON UP

FEW clubs like to live in the past more than Manchester United.

FARBY: BET ON ROOTY

JOE ROOT must become England’s batting superglue once more if the tourists want to savour sweet series success in India.

PRIDE & GROOM

Battle of beards

CELLETUBBIES

TUBBIES ‘Jailers’ offered Dipsy new look as kiddie cons ‘scared’

TAKEAWAHEY

Sizzling kebab scoffers ranked top in bedroom

JAMIROQUAI STAR DIES IN CAR CRASH

Jay & band's heartbreak on bassist Derrick, 66

RAID BULL

Shoplifters target energy drinks

LOVESICKIES

Staff off with broken hearts on Valentine’s

ABBEY: ALIENS BUZZED MY CAR

Three UFOs on the A3

IT'S FLOODY VALENTINE

Not much to love as storms hit

Ozzy's going bats at Kanye

RAPPER 'HAS NICKED SONG'

£3.4BN IN GOVT DEALS FOR FUJITSU

..despite Post Office fiasco