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HAPPY RETURNS

Harries has hopes of a Midlands homecoming worth remembering

Target to top Djok's power

HOLGER RUNE has called for the next generation to \"step up\" and end Novak Djokovic's domination of men's tennis in 2024.

He's a Bash sweet kid

SHOAIB BASHIR will be England's ultimate surprise package on their tour to India.

Get'em send off

OLDEST MALE STRIPPER MIKE BOOKED FOR GIG AT WOMAN'S FUNERAL

COME SPY WITH ME

Air crew sign to be '007s'

Brummies have high sex drives

TOP FOR CAR ROMPS

GRIM BLUE LINE

9k stressed-out cops quit in just one year

£16M TOOL THEFTS AT GARDEN CENTRES

GARDEN centres are putting electronic tags on secateurs and shears to stop green-fingered bandits.

MATCH OF LAY

Players blasted for secret hotel romps

I gave a flash dance on ice

TORVILL AND DEAN SAW CLAIRE'S BUM

WHITE VAN MAN ON A CRASH DIET

Drivers told 'swap fry-ups for fruit & nuts'

Aliens no fairytale for Pogues' Shane

LATE STAR'S CHATS WITH 'CELESTIALS'

YOU'LL BE SUPER SMASHING, GREAT

Darts best for brains and brawn

Common pickle

PULP HEROIN AND HERRING TOUR MIX-UP

INHERITANCE TAX 'BINNED'

Hunt wants kids to have cash

PROBLEMS

Erik needs much more than Brailsford's marginal gains

S-Mart money

ODEGAARD BACKS BID

OCHE BALBOA

MVG: I floored my rival Taylor

CHALLOW CAP FITS FOR NICHOLLS ONCE AGAIN

CAPTAIN TEAGUE pulled rank on his Coral Challow Novices' Hurdle rivals to give Paul Nicholls a record-extending sixth success in the Newbury Grade One test.

IT'S ALL LEGOVER

Fans believe sex before game helps club score

No kit Sherlock! Nude bash at Holmes hotel

RIDDLE OF PARTY

Dolly: No one ever talks to my face..

SINGER'S BOOBY TRAP

Frightning Seeds

BANGING IN THE ATTIC & MOVING OBJECTS SPOOK 3 LIONS' BROUDIE

'GREEDY' GREGGS TAKING THE PIES

Chain hikes prices for hungry Londoners

LOO MONDAY

Toilet 'issues' warning after overindulging

Max's EastEnd

BEN MITCHELL STAR LEAVING

HAVING A BLAST

Brits brave storms for 2024 bash

Who are brew

DALTREY ALE PROFITS ARE NOT PALTRY

£1BN 'SINGLE' BENEFIT SCAM

Couples claim they live apart

BRINGING THE PARTY TO YOUR LIVING ROOM

Celebrate the best of 2023 with Take That, Busted, Becky Hill and many more at The National Lottery's New Year's Eve Big Bash