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DOWN CON THE FARM..

Inmates pick up job skills from cows

Pain in the class

COUNCILS last year paid out £1.8million compensation to children injured while at school.

FREE BALOO

Help to end the misery of bear caged 23 years

El: Vito's changed my life..

STRICTLY STAR JOY

The 12 floody days of Xmas..

STORM ELIN BLASTS UK

HULL'S ANGELS

Wonka star Tim: Accent is very sexy

TRAIN FIRMS BANK £20M COMPO CASH

TRAIN firms will share a £40million payout for losses caused by festive rail works - but passengers hit by delays will get nothing.

ACCIDENTS & EMERGENCY

Poch has diagnosed Blues' issues

THE WEEPER SEX

Modern men are no longer afraid to cry

Burgers and ice cream 'can fight cancer'

BOFFINS HAIL BREAKTHROUGH

Fifty shades of Al

ROMP WITH ROBOT IS BRITS' BIGGEST FANTASY

LIVE LONGRRR

Drug prolongs life in dogs and could also help humans

HOLDEN OUT FOR AMANDA IN 2024

BGT star wanted in the jungle

Bobby: I'm real Goody two shoes

'I GET IT FROM MUM'

DENISE: WE SERVED 'EM PEES PUDDING

LOOSE Women star Denise Welch admitted serving wee-infused rice pudding to guests at a holiday camp.

KARMA CHAT ME AND MUM

Boy George's 'beyond grave' inspiration

Only Fools Jason: Hip op won't stop me & my chopper

SIR David Jason has no plans to hand in his helicopter licence, despite having hip replacement surgery earlier this year.

FLABBY BOZO: BRITS TOO FAT

Cheek of ex-PM in Covid blast

Rory blast at state of UK prisons

FORMER prisons minster Rory Stewart has revealed how one lag clambered over a perimeter fence in full view of \"everyone\" but was just \"let go\".

SOLDIERS' SCHOOL

VLADIMIR Putin has ordered schoolkids as young as five to be trained for war.

Dealers in 'Deliveroo' drug scam

RIDERS' RIP-OFF KIT

NOSE PLACE LIKE HOME...

England smells of fry-ups

We need a bigger camera!

SAY jeez... brave divers grab the perfect photo fin-ish, up close and personal with some hungry bull sharks.

Buy £40 gimp suits... on plastic

TERROR OUTFITS SHOCK

£200 to spend night with Giggs

FOOTIE STAR'S MEET AND GREET

Rise of unibrow

HAIR-RAISNG NEW LOOK FOR WINTER

Bernie rides again

BERNIE Clifton wants to go back on tour at 87.

BILLIE'S MUM SPROUT FOR THE COUNT

BILLIE Shepherd revealed her mum once almost choked on a sprout at Christmas.

UFO alert over lights in the sky

WORRIED locals are convinced UFOs spotted flying over their town were four alien spaceships.

HELL FOR WEATHER

-10C UK is colder than Russia