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OUR GIMP TERROR

Women fear original perv still on loose

MARCH ENEMIES

300k pro-Palestinians parade in central London|Cops arrest 92 counter protesters near Cenotaph

Ash bang walloped

MATTY STEALS SHOW

RIK ROTTEN AT COMEDY

'Inspired by Sex Pistol'

We're all just a bit soft (toy)

FIFTH HAVE TEDDY

Weight op helped me spot lump

SLIMMER'S LIFE SAVED

JUDE PLAN TO BECOME DEFENDER

Footie ace 'security firm'

GAZA TOLL RISES

Strikes hit UN shelter

GATES: I WEPT LIKE A BABY AFTER SAS

Singer needed 6 weeks' therapy

'Covid jab made me dress like a woman'

VACCINES IN WEIRD SIDE-EFFECTS RIDDLE

Apollo 13 hero dies aged 87

AN ASTRONAUT who helped to bring the damaged Apollo 13 spacecraft safely back to Earth has died at the age of 87.

Brand 'sex assault on film extra'

NEW CLAIM HITS STAR

SACRE BLUR

French pop their corks over star Alex food 'grab'

SUELLA: BAN STREET TENTS

Rough sleeping 'lifestyle choice'

THE Lamb Shank Redemption

WOULD ewe believe it? Britain's loneliest sheep has been rescued by a gang of plucky farmers.

FAREWELL OLD FRIEND

FRIENDS stars reunited at the funeral of Matthew Perry.

RODENT HELL & HIGH WATER

Floods flush rats into our homes

Owner goals

BRILL BILL PLOTTED A REUNION

A Matt finish

BUT RAGING WANE WANTS 3-0

Dom-inant

ANCIENT SUCCESS FOR APPLEBY

FIRETWERPS

Killjoy councils slap eco ban on Nov 5 displays

SAVED BY ALIENS

Intergalactic visitors want to help planet, says expert

TUFF KEEPS CAT ASHES IN KEYRING

Cricket ace Oscar tribute

Pounds of flesh

STRIP CLUB PAYBACK

FOOTIE BOSS THEO

He lands manager job.. coaching son's under-7s

Tiddlyshrinks

'FUTURE IN DOUBT' AS DISCS RUN OUT

WEREWOLVES ON CANNOCK CHASE

Forest's door to evil world

REOPEN DOORS

Telly barmaid Susan orders sitcom revival

PSYCHIC SAL IS AIR GHOSTESS

Medium summons in-fright entertainment

ISRAEL: GET OUT NOW

Palestinians warned to flee. Gaza 'facing a catastrophe'