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7th heaven

O'BRIEN PREVENTS FAIRYTALE WIN

LICENCE TO LEARN

Students will be paid to train up as budding 007s

RACY EXES REV OUR ENGINES

Capri drivers 'red-hot'

I'll find a knockout wife without apps

PUNCHER'S CHANCE FOR RICKY

GET INN..TOON TOP FOR PUBS

Most bars near ground

Swingers race to Doncaster for horseplay

FILLIES IN X-RATED ACTION AT RACECOURSE

ELT'S SCARI-FICE

'Ghost' noises on recordings

DOOMSDAY OFF

Kids calling in sick as fears of an eco-apocalypse mount

Brand accused of rape & sex assault

ALL MY RELATIONSHIPS WERE CONSENSUAL SAYS COMEDIAN

XL BULLY DOGS 'WILL NOT BE PUT DOWN'

'Amnesty for breed banned after killing'

The bum's brush

ALVIN USED PAL'S PILE CREAM AS TOOTHPASTE

FLOODY HELL OF POTHOLES

Surge in breakdowns in rain

Collar - ed

BARRY STARS AS DONS DENTED

Joe 90!

EVANS FUMES AT GARNER RAID

IT'S MCATEER WE GO

Ireland boss calls on boys to draw from spirit of 2001

LIONS PRIDE

Gareth chuffed with away point

One-man job

on GARETH A CERT TO STAY FOR YEARS

FORD HAS FIESTA

George puts the boot into Pumas in thrilling victory

I'm having a ball!

LIAM LIVINGSTONE has vowed to give England the best version of himself as an all-rounder at the World Cup now he is finally fully fit again

FIRST AID

Ylang a class act

WAR ZONE

Jake wrecks Rhino play-offs

LAGS DO BIRDIE

\"Savoy jail builds 9-hole golf course for prisoners

Dog fights off hitman

STAFFIE SAVES TRACY FROM A LETHAL JAB

BURGER OFF! I'LL HAVE A LETTUCE

We're keen on greens

FASHION GURU: GHOST TRIED TO STITCH ME UP

Jasper hits back

Fury over Rick's £2 for sauce

DINERS PEA'D OFF

Drunk raccoons on rampage in the UK

BEER-LOVING BANDITS RISE

FLAT PECKERS

Apartment is trashed by pigeons

COUPLES CHORES DUST-UP

Blokes dodge housework

Davina: I was called 'Toucan' by sick bullies

TAUNTS OVER HOOTER